EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
Hash Cash: $10
Camping: Available, weather permitting!

Easter Keg Hunt

The Gathering: 4 pm
Circle Up: 4:30 pm

Hares:
The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
Bring:
Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
Kid and dog friendly: Yes

Full Moon Hash-Hike

Circle Up: Midnight
Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

Pickup Hash #5

When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Spring Break Hash and Sloshball Games

When: Saturday, March 9, 2019, 2019
Where: The Compound, 515 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: Otter Beater Off and Spank That Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, whistle, virgins, ID, $$ if there’s a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure,
Shiggy level: 2 out of 5. Mild Shiggy!

Please RSVP here:

Sloshball = drunken kickball. The rules are simple and athleticism is not required. If you can hold a beer and run at the same time, you’re golden.
It’s the first day of Spring Break so we are thinking of a Spring Break Hash & Sloshball games!

Rules for Playing the Sloshball Drinking Game

If you like playing kickball or softball, then you’ll definitely have a great time playing Sloshball. It’s the same as the above two with some additional twist. You guessed that right! It’s beer (or any alcohol)! Want to know how to play this game? Here are the rules for playing the Sloshball Drinking Game.

Tip!

  • You’ll be spilling tons of beer and consuming very little of it, so plan accordingly and get gallons of cheap beer.
  • Drink Responsibly! Make sure you have Sober Bob to get you home safely.

Remember your childhood days when you would spend the weekends or holidays playing some ridiculously awesome games outdoors, that you and your friends would have just made up? Well, now that you are much older and sensible, it’s still the same with just the can of alcohol added to it!

So toss that sunscreen into your bag, get your novelty shades out, buy a crate of beer, and get ready for some fun in the sun! Let’s go and play Sloshball.

Time for Some Sloshball!

Sloshball is one of the most popular games in America. It requires a great amount of planning and preparation, copious amounts of alcohol, and a lot of running round. But it’s worth the effort and fun! The game is played in the similar way you play softball or kickball. In short, sloshball is the nothing but getting drunken and playing ball in kickball or softball style. The basic rules are more or less similar to that of baseball.

► All you need to play this game is a softball, gloves, keg, beer cups, and a large group of people ready to get sloshed if you are playing softball.
► For the kickball version, you’ll need a soccer ball, keg, beer cups, and again a gang of pals.
► The first and the most important rule of this game is to have beer in your hand at all times. This goes without saying that you will have to catch the ball one-handed.
► Divide the gang into two teams.
► Decide on which team will kick (or bat) and field.
► Each player must have a beer in his/her hand throughout the game.
► Select a player from your own team to pitch. Each player gets a total of three pitches however bad the pitch may be.
► A keg or a bucket of beers is placed at the second base, and another at home base or to the side of the field.
► Each player that reaches the second base has to stay and finish the beer in his/her cup, and then, refill at the base itself before moving on to the third base.
► There cannot be more than one player at the second base at one time, which is what makes the game interesting and challenging. There are chances of getting tagged out if your teammate lands up at the same base while you are still there.
► As for fielding, each player must have a beer in hand at all times, and if the ball comes their way, they cannot put the beer cup down and field.
► The teams can switch sides after they record three outs.
► The number of innings in the game is not limited, and can be continued till the time you run out of booze.
► At the end of the game, the losers are those who remain sober as compared to others.

Variations

► If you have a keg or beer crate at the first base, then each player who reaches the first base must refresh their drink, and are not allowed to touch the home base until the cup is emptied.
► The kegs can be placed at two bases to add some more fun to the game.
► There can be more than one player at the second base, however, there will be a force out at first and third base.
► At any point of time, if a player kicks the ball to or reaches the home base, then his/her team meets at the second base for ‘social’, where everyone drinks.
 Boat Race: You can hold a ‘boat race’ after every three innings. The winning team will get an extra run. Both the teams are supposed to line up facing each other. The players at one end have to furiously gulp down their beer, and put their empty cup on their head, upside down. It is an indication for the next person to start drinking, and continues until everybody in the team has finished drinking.
► Dizzy Sticks: If you are playing the softball version, you can do ‘dizzy sticks’ after three-fourth of the game is complete. The losing team has to drink additional beer. It is similar to a relay race. Line up the bats vertically at least 10 feet away, and place the other two bats about 20 yards away. Each player has to bend his/her head down on the bat, and spin around it five times with their eyes closed. The player, then, runs to next bat, drinks a beer, and spins the bat around five times, after which, he/she has to run to tag any teammate who has to repeat the same process. After Dizzy Sticks, the teams go back and finish their game.

Now that you know the rules for playing sloshball, get ready for some beer-spilling entertainment and a wild afternoon. You can also come up with your own set of rules and ways when some brilliant thoughts strike you in your drunken state. Oh! Don’t forget to get “Sloshed.”

Pickup Hash #4

When: Monday, March 4, 2019 at 5:30 pm 
Where: The parking lot on Tyler Avenue behind BancorpSouth Bank.

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, warm clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/319818935316708/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: 
Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: 
Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
Where: 
The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: 
Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: 
$3
Bring:
Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: 
???
Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers

Game Day Shitty Trail

Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!

When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
Where: 
The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
2:30 pm
Circle: 3:00 pm
Hares: 
Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
Hash Cash: 
$5
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
2

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: 
Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: 
Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level:
1

OUCH3 National Forest Hash

What: OUCH3 Trail #???
When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10
Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.

UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.

Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.

AGAIN!

Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.