OUCH3 29th Analversary Hash – Sunday, January 19, 2020

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!

Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.

Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm
Circle: 2:00 pm
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)

Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/

Please RSVP here:

Pick-up Hash #14 – Thursday, January 9, 2020

When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm
Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:00 pm
Circle Up:  6:30 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: 

Saturday, December 21, 2019… OUCH3 Santa Rampage!

Darth Fester of the Sprinkler Fairy has commandeered the Oxford Santa Rampage and he is taking over Christmas! The Santa Rampage will be live hared by him and Otter Beater Off. The adventure will start at 6 pm at The Blind Pig. There will be a group photo at the Courthouse at 10 pm.

When: Saturday, December 21, 2019
Time: 6 pm
Where: The Blind Pig, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Otter Beat Her Off + Darth Fester of Sprinkler Fairy
Hash Cash: $0.00 (just bring money for bar stops)
Trail: Live Hare Bar Crawl
Bring: Christmas cheer, clothes, hats, and accessories, flashlight, Virgins, ID, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: 0/0

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2541613506057928/

ON-ON: OUCH3 Second Thursday Pick-Up Hashes

Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.

We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).

Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.

Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.

Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

The Get-Down Hash

Blow your horns and squeeze your bagpipes! Downdog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge want to bounce through some day-drinking with a hash and a bluetooth speaker on Saturday!

Circle at My Michelle’s on Old Taylor Road at 2 p.m. Shiggy: 2? Probably do not wear a leotard, and as always, sensible shoes.

When: Saturday, October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: My Michelle’s , Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hare: Down Dog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: 2

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/851411841920246/

OUCH3 Bonus September Hash – Saturday, September 28, 2019


Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.

When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location:  The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up:  5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.

Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level:  0.69/5

OUCH3 Friday the 13th FULL MOON Hash

Hashers! There is going to be a Full Moon on Friday the 13th! It’s time for a night time hash in Oxford. We’ll start at Mount Cooter and see where the night takes us. Who is gonna dress up like Jason and chase the Hares? Can we get the whole pack to dress up?

When: Friday, September 13, 2019
Location:  Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  6:30 pm 
Circle up:  At Sunset – 7:08 pm. Moon Rise begins at 7:17 pm!

Hares: Otter Beater Off and Bonnie Blue Balls
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight (definitely bring a flashlight), glow lights, hockey mask, whistle, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
Trail Type: A to A
Shiggy Level:  3/5 – Shiggy is possible!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/639228569934215/

Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
Location:  Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  2:40 pm
Circle up:  3:22 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
Shiggy Level:  5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

Summer Solstice Shitshow Trail

Blue Too Soon is planning a Summer Solstice Hash for Saturday, June 22, 2019. Knowing him, it should be a real shitshow! He is looking for a co-Hare. Somebody from OUCH3 please step up and hare!

A-A trail starting at Blue’s place, 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos.

Meet at 2:00. Circle at 2:30. Shiggy is 4.5 so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. No kids or pets. This will be a long trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. There might be a pool stop.

When: Saturday, June 22, 2019
Location: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2 pm
Circle up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Blue Too Soon and Otter Beater Off
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 4.5 out of 5 – HIGH LEVEL SHIGGY!