What the hell! We did a virtual hash-(ish)! We got bored while social distancing and decided to lay a quickie A-to-(nearly)A trail for you wankers! (You’re welcome.)
Hares: Taco Sans Carne & Bonnie Blue Balls Hash Cash: FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS! (Well, 10 of you anyway) Where: YMCA Parking Lot on North Lamar When: NOW! Get off yer lazy quarantined asses! Hash is active until 9 pm today, Saturday, April 11, 2020.
We have hidden a stash of ice cold beer somewhere in Oxford, and it’s up to YOU to find it! Because we are all on lockdown and avoiding social contact, please do this trail alone or in small groups of up to 3 people.
Take a selfie at the On-Start location so we know who is participating. Feel free to take pics along the trail, but wait until after 9 pm to post them — we don’t want to give away the trail to those who come behind you.
There’s a sign up sheet at the beer stop, so please add your name and enjoy a cold one on OUCH3. Please record a video of yourselves singing a verse of “Jesus Saves.” We are going to edit them together after the Hash! Just try not to give away the beer stop location in your video.
Maybe after 9 pm we can schedule a Zoom for a virtual On-After. Cheers and On-On!!
p.s. if this idea works, and the shelter-in-place order drags out, we can do more! Keep the kennel alive!
The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!
Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.
Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm Circle: 2:00 pm Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass Hash Cash: $10 Trail: A-A Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure… Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)
Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/
When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 6:00 pm Circle Up: 6:30 pm
Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is) Hash Cash: $5 Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: ???
Darth Fester of the Sprinkler Fairy has commandeered the Oxford Santa Rampage and he is taking over Christmas! The Santa Rampage will be live hared by him and Otter Beater Off. The adventure will start at 6 pm at The Blind Pig. There will be a group photo at the Courthouse at 10 pm.
When: Saturday, December 21, 2019 Time: 6 pm Where: The Blind Pig, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Otter Beat Her Off + Darth Fester of Sprinkler Fairy Hash Cash: $0.00 (just bring money for bar stops) Trail: Live Hare Bar Crawl Bring: Christmas cheer, clothes, hats, and accessories, flashlight, Virgins, ID, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: 0/0
Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.
We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).
Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.
Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.
Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?
Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!
When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 2:00 pm Circle Up: 2:30 pm
Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank Hash Cash: $10 Trail: A-B. Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)
Blow your horns and squeeze your bagpipes! Downdog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge want to bounce through some day-drinking with a hash and a bluetooth speaker on Saturday!
Circle at My Michelle’s on Old Taylor Road at 2 p.m. Shiggy: 2? Probably do not wear a leotard, and as always, sensible shoes.
When: Saturday, October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm Where: My Michelle’s , Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 2:00 pm Circle Up: 2:30 pm
Hare: Down Dog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge Hash Cash: $10 Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: 2
Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.
When: Saturday, September 28, 2019 Location: The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 Hash Cash: $10 The Gathering: 4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark) Circle up: 5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.
Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins. Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A. Shiggy Level: 0.69/5
Hashers! There is going to be a Full Moon on Friday the 13th! It’s time for a night time hash in Oxford. We’ll start at Mount Cooter and see where the night takes us. Who is gonna dress up like Jason and chase the Hares? Can we get the whole pack to dress up?
When: Friday, September 13, 2019 Location: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 Hash Cash: $10 The Gathering: 6:30 pm Circle up: At Sunset – 7:08 pm. Moon Rise begins at 7:17 pm!
Hares: Otter Beater Off and Bonnie Blue Balls Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight (definitely bring a flashlight), glow lights, hockey mask, whistle, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. Trail Type: A to A Shiggy Level: 3/5 – Shiggy is possible!
When: Saturday, July 13, 2019 Location: Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 Hash Cash: $10 The Gathering: 2:40 pm Circle up: 3:22 pm
Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. Shiggy Level: 5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!
Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.