Tag: OUCH3

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: $3
Bring: Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: ???
Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers

Game Day Shitty Trail

Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!

When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
Where: The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 2:30 pm
Circle: 3:00 pm
Hares: Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 2

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 1

OUCH3 National Forest Hash

What: OUCH3 Trail #???
When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10
Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.

UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.

Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.

AGAIN!

Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.

Pickup Hash #2

What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1

Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.

We hope that you will attend.

Hash de Mayo

As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.

Where: TBA
When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
Hash Cash: TBA

OUCH3 Mismangement

It’s official: the changing of the guard.

Darth Festurd of the Sprinkler Fairy has officially transferred OUCH3 GM to Taco Sans Carne.

After 27 years, Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers has its first Grand Mistress.

Let’s give it up for the GMs… RU? ON-ON !!! 

USMC Birthday Hash

Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 2 pm.
Date: Saturday, November 11, 2017
Where: Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi – Use these GPS coordinates: 34.540763,-89.582556
Time: 1 pm
Shiggy Level: 8-10 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: Chewtoy
Hash Cash: $10
Cum one cum all to celebrate the United States Marine Corp Birthday Hash brought to you by Chewtoy and the Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers. Details will be posted over the next few days.
Consider it certain though that there will be shiggy, there will be quality beer, there will be a truly epic trail. And it will be rain or shine, the weather doesn’t affect the Marines, the Marines are the storm! Bring virgins, bring your thirst, be ready for anything because yours truly loves the extreme.
Be prepared for shiggy level 8 to 10 on the eagle trail and shiggy level 3 to 5 on the turkey trail. At least parts of it will be a live lay for the overachievers and racist bastards.
ON-ON!
Because of quality beer and food for all hash cash will be $10
 
And finally we are located at Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi adjoining public land. Campsites are available for $18.00 and we have the fishing cabin leased already as we live there. There is abundant parking at the public boat ramp next door and everyone has a place for drinking and then sleeping it off if needed.
Use these GPS coordinates to find us. 34.540763,-89.582556

Follow Them Georgia Bitches!!!

The time has cum to name the other GAB!!! This will be an A-B trail.

Date: Friday, October 27, 2017
Where: L.Q.C Lamar House, 616 N 14th St, Oxford, MS 38655 (parking lot is in the back off of North 16th Street)
Time: Prelube @ 7 pm
Circle Up: Hares away at 7:30 pm
Shiggy Level: 1-2 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: B.B.A Tuggers and Just Heather
Hash Cash: $5

Bring: ID, Bar $$, and flashlights/headlamps, whistle