Hares: Otter Beater Off and Spank Dat Brass Hash Cash: $10 Where: The Blind Pig When: Saturday, May 15, 2021 Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm Circle: 2:00 pm Trail: A-B Shiggy Level: 1 Bring: Bring your A Game. Or your B, C, D, or F game. Just Bring It!
The dynamic duo of Otter Beater Off and Spank Dat Brass are ready to get this kennel up and running again (HA!) with a very special Hash’Olympdics!
Let’s face it: you’ve been working out throughout this pandemic, waiting for your moment to shine. Now is the time. Come have some fun with the OUCH3 crew!
There will be a trail. There will be beer. There will be games. There will be beer. There will be medals. There will be beer. There will be the thrill of triumph and the agony of defeat. Hopefully, there will be you!
What the hell! We did a virtual hash-(ish)! We got bored while social distancing and decided to lay a quickie A-to-(nearly)A trail for you wankers! (You’re welcome.)
Hares: Taco Sans Carne & Bonnie Blue Balls Hash Cash: FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS! (Well, 10 of you anyway) Where: YMCA Parking Lot on North Lamar When: NOW! Get off yer lazy quarantined asses! Hash is active until 9 pm today, Saturday, April 11, 2020.
We have hidden a stash of ice cold beer somewhere in Oxford, and it’s up to YOU to find it! Because we are all on lockdown and avoiding social contact, please do this trail alone or in small groups of up to 3 people.
Take a selfie at the On-Start location so we know who is participating. Feel free to take pics along the trail, but wait until after 9 pm to post them — we don’t want to give away the trail to those who come behind you.
There’s a sign up sheet at the beer stop, so please add your name and enjoy a cold one on OUCH3. Please record a video of yourselves singing a verse of “Jesus Saves.” We are going to edit them together after the Hash! Just try not to give away the beer stop location in your video.
Maybe after 9 pm we can schedule a Zoom for a virtual On-After. Cheers and On-On!!
p.s. if this idea works, and the shelter-in-place order drags out, we can do more! Keep the kennel alive!
The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!
Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.
Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm Circle: 2:00 pm Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass Hash Cash: $10 Trail: A-A Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure… Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)
Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/
When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 6:00 pm Circle Up: 6:30 pm
Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is) Hash Cash: $5 Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: ???
Date: Saturday, January 4, 2020. OUCH3’s First Hash of the Decade… Let’s start off a new decade on a foot or two!
Pre-Lube: 12:30 pm Circle: 1:00 pm Where: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 (The Mark Condos), Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Blue Too Soon + Down Dog Don’t Swallow Hash Cash: $10 Trail: A-A Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), hats, shoes, accessories, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, a sense of adventure… Shiggy level: 4.5 out of 5 (expect high level of shiggy!)
On-After: Down Dog will provide us with delectable gumbo for the On-After!
Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.
We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).
Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.
Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.
Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?
Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!
When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 2:00 pm Circle Up: 2:30 pm
Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank Hash Cash: $10 Trail: A-B. Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)
Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.
When: Saturday, September 28, 2019 Location: The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 Hash Cash: $10 The Gathering: 4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark) Circle up: 5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.
Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins. Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A. Shiggy Level: 0.69/5
The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.
When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon Where: The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
The Gathering: 12:00 noon Circle Up: 12:30 pm Hares: The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan Hash Cash: $10 Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!
Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!
When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm Where: Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 The Gathering: 12:30 pm Circle Up: 1 pm Hares: Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman Hash Cash: $10 Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops Shiggy level: Three out of Five.
