OUCH3 29th Analversary Hash – Sunday, January 19, 2020

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!

Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.

Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm
Circle: 2:00 pm
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)

Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/

Please RSVP here:

Pick-up Hash #14 – Thursday, January 9, 2020

When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm
Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:00 pm
Circle Up:  6:30 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: 

New Year, More Beer Hash: Saturday, January 4, 2020

Date: Saturday, January 4, 2020. OUCH3’s First Hash of the Decade… Let’s start off a new decade on a foot or two!

Pre-Lube: 12:30 pm
Circle: 1:00 pm
Where: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 (The Mark Condos), Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Blue Too Soon + Down Dog Don’t Swallow
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), hats, shoes, accessories, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 4.5 out of 5 (expect high level of shiggy!)

On-After: Down Dog will provide us with delectable gumbo for the On-After!

ON-ON: OUCH3 Second Thursday Pick-Up Hashes

Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.

We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).

Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.

Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.

Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

OUCH3 Bonus September Hash – Saturday, September 28, 2019


Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.

When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location:  The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up:  5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.

Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level:  0.69/5

Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: 
Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: 
Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

Sunday Pickup Hash #1

This will be the first of what I hope to be regular pickup hashes. It will be short and sweet, start and finish on or near the Square with one or two beer stops. One or two hares will be randomly chosen from named hashers in attendance, so it will be a live trail approx 1 to 1.5 miles. We will circle up near the Square and end at a bar on the Square, so trail will be A to A-ish.

I’m hoping some more of our industry folks will be able to join us!

Where: Parking lot behind BancorpSouth (Taylor Avenue & South 14th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655) Park anywhere on the Square and walk, or park at the lot where we will circle up. It is one block south of University kind of behind BancorpSouth.
When: Sunday, April 8 at 4 pm
Hares: randomly selected!
Hash Cash: $3
Bring: ID and money for bar stops