When: Monday, October 7, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm
Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???
Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/415096442478578/
Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.
When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location: The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up: 5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.
Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level: 0.69/5
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!!
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.
When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm
Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???
Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/
When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
Location: Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2:40 pm
Circle up: 3:22 pm
Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!
Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.
MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.
Blue Too Soon is planning a Summer Solstice Hash for Saturday, June 22, 2019. Knowing him, it should be a real shitshow! He is looking for a co-Hare. Somebody from OUCH3 please step up and hare!
A-A trail starting at Blue’s place, 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos.
Meet at 2:00. Circle at 2:30. Shiggy is 4.5 so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. No kids or pets. This will be a long trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. There might be a pool stop.
When: Saturday, June 22, 2019
Location: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2 pm
Circle up: 2:30 pm
Hares: Blue Too Soon and Otter Beater Off
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 4.5 out of 5 – HIGH LEVEL SHIGGY!
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!!
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
When: Monday, June 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Stone Center Parking Lot, Washington Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (across from the City Pool)
The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm
Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???
Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2152125538249831/
Hashers! It is time for OUCH3’s sixth pick-up hash which coincidentally falls on Monday, May 6… otherwise known as “Revenge of the Sixth” Day. Ease your “May the Fourth Be With You” and Cinco de Mayo hangovers with OUCH3… our pick-up hashes have been a short, but sweet blast each time! Party on, Darth!!
When: Monday, May 6, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: LQC Lamar Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, MS 38655
The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm
Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes (wear your favorite Star Wars gear if possible), virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???
Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/462275464515629/
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!!
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm
Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???
Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!!
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
When: Monday, March 4, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The parking lot on Tyler Avenue behind BancorpSouth Bank.
The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm
Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, warm clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???
Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/319818935316708/
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!!
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.
When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon
Where: The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm
Hares: The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!
Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/
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