Mississippi – Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers – OUCH3

OUCH3 Hash’Olympdics

Hares: Otter Beater Off and Spank Dat Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Where: The Blind Pig
When: Saturday, May 15, 2021
Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm
Circle: 2:00 pm
Trail: A-B
Shiggy Level: 1
Bring: Bring your A Game. Or your B, C, D, or F game. Just Bring It!

The dynamic duo of Otter Beater Off and Spank Dat Brass are ready to get this kennel up and running again (HA!) with a very special Hash’Olympdics!

Let’s face it: you’ve been working out throughout this pandemic, waiting for your moment to shine. Now is the time. Come have some fun with the OUCH3 crew!

There will be a trail. There will be beer. There will be games. There will be beer. There will be medals. There will be beer. There will be the thrill of triumph and the agony of defeat. Hopefully, there will be you!

Let’s get the band back together again!

Lost in Harmontown Hashwarming

Hares: Lost My Blank and Chief Muff-n-Charge
Hash Cash: $10
Where: Teckville Public Use Area, Harmontown, Mississippi
When: Saturday, May 1, 2021 at 2:30 pm

The May Day tradition of festooning the front door before the inevitable ding and ditch continues as OUCH3 spreads a little something-something around Lost My Blank‘s new house in Harmontown.

We will Hash at the lake around the public use area and then on–after about 3 miles away at the new homestead.

Plenty of outdoor camping and some crash space available since we know it’s the other end of the freaking world even though it’s still in the same county.

BRING: A VESSEL! shiggy socks & shoes you don’t mind getting wet & sandy, sunscreen , $10 hash cash, & chairs for on after if you have some.

ON AFTER LOCATION: 61 CR 521 COMO MS

Holloweenie Prick or Teat!!

Hares: Darth Fester The Great Sprinkler Fairy, Cockahaulic, Chief Muff n Charge, Red Snatch
Hash Cash: $10
Where: Three Way at The Green Door Company
When: Saturday, October 31, 2020 at 5:30 pm

Circle 6p! . The Great Sprinkler Fairy & his Ho-hares Cockahaulic, Chief Muff, & Red Snatch will be laying trail as only a 4way can. The Great Pumpkin may not be cumming this year but the Great Pimpkin sure is!!

Costumes are welcome. Please wear a facial covering (not that kind of facial)
Hash Cash $10

Bring a flashlight, whistle, virgins, fleshlight if you can’t find a virgin, warm clothes for on after. We will be in town & we should sing a lot of nasty songs so brush up on your yo ho’s & necros . We will have some outdoor fun at on after

OUCH3 Easter Hash – The ‘Rona Version

What the hell! We did a virtual hash-(ish)! We got bored while social distancing and decided to lay a quickie A-to-(nearly)A trail for you wankers! (You’re welcome.)

Hares: Taco Sans Carne & Bonnie Blue Balls
Hash Cash: FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS! (Well, 10 of you anyway)
Where: YMCA Parking Lot on North Lamar
When: NOW! Get off yer lazy quarantined asses! Hash is active until 9 pm today, Saturday, April 11, 2020.

We have hidden a stash of ice cold beer somewhere in Oxford, and it’s up to YOU to find it! Because we are all on lockdown and avoiding social contact, please do this trail alone or in small groups of up to 3 people.

Take a selfie at the On-Start location so we know who is participating. Feel free to take pics along the trail, but wait until after 9 pm to post them — we don’t want to give away the trail to those who come behind you.

There’s a sign up sheet at the beer stop, so please add your name and enjoy a cold one on OUCH3. Please record a video of yourselves singing a verse of “Jesus Saves.” We are going to edit them together after the Hash! Just try not to give away the beer stop location in your video.

Maybe after 9 pm we can schedule a Zoom for a virtual On-After.
Cheers and On-On!!

p.s. if this idea works, and the shelter-in-place order drags out, we can do more! Keep the kennel alive!

OUCH3 29th Analversary Hash – Sunday, January 19, 2020

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!

Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.

Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm
Circle: 2:00 pm
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)

Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/

Please RSVP here:

Pick-up Hash #14 – Thursday, January 9, 2020

When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm
Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:00 pm
Circle Up: 6:30 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:

New Year, More Beer Hash: Saturday, January 4, 2020

Date: Saturday, January 4, 2020. OUCH3’s First Hash of the Decade… Let’s start off a new decade on a foot or two!

Pre-Lube: 12:30 pm
Circle: 1:00 pm
Where: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 (The Mark Condos), Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Blue Too Soon + Down Dog Don’t Swallow
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), hats, shoes, accessories, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 4.5 out of 5 (expect high level of shiggy!)

On-After: Down Dog will provide us with delectable gumbo for the On-After!

ON-ON: OUCH3 Second Thursday Pick-Up Hashes

Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.

We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).

Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.

Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.

Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

Pick-up Hash #12 – Monday, November 4, 2019

When: Monday, November 4, 2019 at 6:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:30 pm
Circle Up: 7 pm

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301/