OUCH3 Easter Hash – The ‘Rona Version

What the hell! We did a virtual hash-(ish)! We got bored while social distancing and decided to lay a quickie A-to-(nearly)A trail for you wankers! (You’re welcome.)

Hares: Taco Sans Carne & Bonnie Blue Balls
Hash Cash: FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS! (Well, 10 of you anyway)
Where: YMCA Parking Lot on North Lamar
When: NOW! Get off yer lazy quarantined asses! Hash is active until 9 pm today, Saturday, April 11, 2020.

We have hidden a stash of ice cold beer somewhere in Oxford, and it’s up to YOU to find it! Because we are all on lockdown and avoiding social contact, please do this trail alone or in small groups of up to 3 people.

Take a selfie at the On-Start location so we know who is participating. Feel free to take pics along the trail, but wait until after 9 pm to post them — we don’t want to give away the trail to those who come behind you.

There’s a sign up sheet at the beer stop, so please add your name and enjoy a cold one on OUCH3. Please record a video of yourselves singing a verse of “Jesus Saves.” We are going to edit them together after the Hash! Just try not to give away the beer stop location in your video.

Maybe after 9 pm we can schedule a Zoom for a virtual On-After.
Cheers and On-On!!

p.s. if this idea works, and the shelter-in-place order drags out, we can do more! Keep the kennel alive!

OUCH3 29th Analversary Hash – Sunday, January 19, 2020

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!

Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.

Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm
Circle: 2:00 pm
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)

Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/

Please RSVP here:

Pick-up Hash #14 – Thursday, January 9, 2020

When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm
Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:00 pm
Circle Up:  6:30 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: 

New Year, More Beer Hash: Saturday, January 4, 2020

Date: Saturday, January 4, 2020. OUCH3’s First Hash of the Decade… Let’s start off a new decade on a foot or two!

Pre-Lube: 12:30 pm
Circle: 1:00 pm
Where: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 (The Mark Condos), Oxford, Mississippi 38655

Hares: Blue Too Soon + Down Dog Don’t Swallow
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-A
Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), hats, shoes, accessories, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, a sense of adventure…
Shiggy level: 4.5 out of 5 (expect high level of shiggy!)

On-After: Down Dog will provide us with delectable gumbo for the On-After!

ON-ON: OUCH3 Second Thursday Pick-Up Hashes

Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.

We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).

Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.

Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.

Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

Pick-up Hash #12 – Monday, November 4, 2019

When: Monday, November 4, 2019 at 6:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:30 pm
Circle Up: 7 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301/

Pick-up Hash #11 – Monday, October 7, 2019

When: Monday, October 7, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/415096442478578/

OUCH3 Bonus September Hash – Saturday, September 28, 2019


Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.

When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location:  The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up:  5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.

Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level:  0.69/5

OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/