Tag: Hash House Harriers

  • OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

    OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

    The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
    For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

    OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

    When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
    Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 5:30 pm
    Circle Up: 6 pm

    Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/

  • Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

    Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

    When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
    Location:  Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    Hash Cash: $10
    The Gathering:  2:40 pm
    Circle up:  3:22 pm

    Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
    Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
    Shiggy Level:  5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

    Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

    MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

  • Pick-up Hash #7: Monday, June 3, 2019

    Pick-up Hash #7: Monday, June 3, 2019


    The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
    For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

    When: Monday, June 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm
    Where: Stone Center Parking Lot, Washington Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (across from the City Pool)

    The Gathering: 5:30 pm
    Circle Up: 6 pm

    Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/2152125538249831/

  • EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

    EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

    Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

    When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
    Where: 
    The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
    Hash Cash: $10
    Camping: Available, weather permitting!

    Easter Keg Hunt

    The Gathering: 4 pm
    Circle Up: 4:30 pm

    Hares:
    The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
    Bring:
    Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
    Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
    Kid and dog friendly: Yes

    Full Moon Hash-Hike

    Circle Up: Midnight
    Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
    Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
    Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

    Please RSVP here:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

  • Pickup Hash #5

    Pickup Hash #5

    When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
    Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 5:30 pm
    Circle Up: 6 pm

    Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

    The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

    For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

  • Lumberjack Hash 2019

    Lumberjack Hash 2019

    The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

    When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
    Where: 
    The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

    The Gathering: 12:00 noon
    Circle Up: 12:30 pm

    Hares:
     The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
    Hash Cash: 
    $10
    Bring:
    Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
    Shiggy level: 
    5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

    The Lumberjack Song

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

    He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
    He goes to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers
    I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
    He likes to press wild flowers
    He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspendies and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

    He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
    Suspendies and a bra?

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    Sleeps all night and he works all day

  • Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

    Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

    Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

    When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
    Where: 
    Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    The Gathering: 12:30 pm
    Circle Up: 1 pm

    Hares: 
    Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
    Hash Cash: 
    $10
    Bring:
    Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
    Shiggy level: 
    Three out of Five.

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

  • OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

    OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

    The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

    When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
    Where: 
    Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 12:30 pm
    Circle Up: 1:00 pm

    Hares: 
    Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
    Hash Cash: 
    $10
    Bring:
    Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
    Shiggy level: 
    3 out of 5.

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

    More information coming soon…

  • Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

    Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

    It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

    When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
    Where: 
    The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    The Gathering: 
    3:00 pm
    Circle: 3:30 pm
    Hare: 
    Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
    Hash Cash: 
    $3
    Bring:
    Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
    Shiggy level: 
    ???
    Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers

  • Game Day Shitty Trail

    Game Day Shitty Trail

    Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!

    When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
    Where: 
    The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    The Gathering: 
    2:30 pm
    Circle: 3:00 pm
    Hares: 
    Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
    Hash Cash: 
    $5
    Bring: 
    ID, Money if there’s bar stops
    Shiggy level: 
    2