Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

The Get-Down Hash

Blow your horns and squeeze your bagpipes! Downdog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge want to bounce through some day-drinking with a hash and a bluetooth speaker on Saturday!

Circle at My Michelle’s on Old Taylor Road at 2 p.m. Shiggy: 2? Probably do not wear a leotard, and as always, sensible shoes.

When: Saturday, October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: My Michelle’s , Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hare: Down Dog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: 2

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/851411841920246/

OUCH3 Bonus September Hash – Saturday, September 28, 2019


Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.

When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location:  The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up:  5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.

Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level:  0.69/5

OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/

Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
Location:  Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  2:40 pm
Circle up:  3:22 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
Shiggy Level:  5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

Pick-up Hash #7: Monday, June 3, 2019


The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

When: Monday, June 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Stone Center Parking Lot, Washington Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (across from the City Pool)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2152125538249831/

EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
Hash Cash: $10
Camping: Available, weather permitting!

Easter Keg Hunt

The Gathering: 4 pm
Circle Up: 4:30 pm

Hares:
The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
Bring:
Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
Kid and dog friendly: Yes

Full Moon Hash-Hike

Circle Up: Midnight
Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

Pickup Hash #5

When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/