Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

Tangled Beads & Broken Hearts Hash

Did you miss Mardis Gras this year? Or going through alcohol withdrawals? Or nursing an extended hangover?
Did your sweetheart not come through for you on Valentines Day? Have no fear, beer is near! Bring your ID! This will be an A to B trail.

Where: Stone Center parking lot off of Washington Avenue, across from the city pool.

When: 1:00 pm
HashCash: $10
Shiggy level: 2
Hares: Just Mike & The Moist Cuntsman

Facebook event is located here (not all will be able to see it).