Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers – OUCH3 – Oxford, Mississippi

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  • EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

    EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

    Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

    When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
    Where:      The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
    Hash Cash: $10
    Camping: Available, weather permitting!

    Easter Keg Hunt

    The Gathering: 4 pm
    Circle Up: 4:30 pm

    Hares:     The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
    Bring:     Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
    Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
    Kid and dog friendly: Yes

    Full Moon Hash-Hike

    Circle Up: Midnight
    Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
    Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
    Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

    Please RSVP here:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

  • Lumberjack Hash 2019

    Lumberjack Hash 2019

    The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

    When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
    Where:      The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

    The Gathering: 12:00 noon
    Circle Up: 12:30 pm

    Hares:     The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
    Hash Cash:     $10
    Bring:     Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
    Shiggy level:     5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

    The Lumberjack Song

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

    He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
    He goes to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers
    I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
    He likes to press wild flowers
    He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspendies and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

    He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
    Suspendies and a bra?

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    Sleeps all night and he works all day

  • Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

    Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

    Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

    When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
    Where:      Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    The Gathering: 12:30 pm
    Circle Up: 1 pm

    Hares:     Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
    Hash Cash:     $10
    Bring:     Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
    Shiggy level:     Three out of Five.

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

  • Tangled Beads & Broken Hearts Hash

    Tangled Beads & Broken Hearts Hash

    Did you miss Mardis Gras this year? Or going through alcohol withdrawals? Or nursing an extended hangover?
    Did your sweetheart not come through for you on Valentines Day? Have no fear, beer is near! Bring your ID! This will be an A to B trail.

    Where: Stone Center parking lot off of Washington Avenue, across from the city pool.

    When: 1:00 pm
    HashCash: $10
    Shiggy level: 2
    Hares: Just Mike & The Moist Cuntsman

    Facebook event is located here (not all will be able to see it).