Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

Pick-up Hash #11 – Monday, October 7, 2019

When: Monday, October 7, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/415096442478578/

OUCH3 Bonus September Hash – Saturday, September 28, 2019


Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.

When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location:  The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up:  5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.

Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level:  0.69/5

Pick-up Hash #8: Monday, July 1, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, July 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Midtown Shopping Center Parking Lot, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (near the old FNB branch)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/398928917387775/

Pick-up Hash #7: Monday, June 3, 2019


The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

When: Monday, June 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Stone Center Parking Lot, Washington Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (across from the City Pool)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2152125538249831/

Pickup Hash #5

When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Pickup Hash #4

When: Monday, March 4, 2019 at 5:30 pm 
Where: The parking lot on Tyler Avenue behind BancorpSouth Bank.

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, warm clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/319818935316708/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: 
Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: 
Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…