EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
Hash Cash: $10
Camping: Available, weather permitting!

Easter Keg Hunt

The Gathering: 4 pm
Circle Up: 4:30 pm

Hares:
The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
Bring:
Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
Kid and dog friendly: Yes

Full Moon Hash-Hike

Circle Up: Midnight
Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

Pickup Hash #5

When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: 
Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: 
Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: 
Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: 
Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level:
1

Pickup Hash #2

What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1

Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.

We hope that you will attend.

Hash de Mayo

As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.

Where: TBA
When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
Hash Cash: TBA

USMC Birthday Hash

Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 2 pm.
Date: Saturday, November 11, 2017
Where: Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi – Use these GPS coordinates: 34.540763,-89.582556
Time: 1 pm
Shiggy Level: 8-10 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: Chewtoy
Hash Cash: $10
Cum one cum all to celebrate the United States Marine Corp Birthday Hash brought to you by Chewtoy and the Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers. Details will be posted over the next few days.
Consider it certain though that there will be shiggy, there will be quality beer, there will be a truly epic trail. And it will be rain or shine, the weather doesn’t affect the Marines, the Marines are the storm! Bring virgins, bring your thirst, be ready for anything because yours truly loves the extreme.
Be prepared for shiggy level 8 to 10 on the eagle trail and shiggy level 3 to 5 on the turkey trail. At least parts of it will be a live lay for the overachievers and racist bastards.
ON-ON!
Because of quality beer and food for all hash cash will be $10
 
And finally we are located at Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi adjoining public land. Campsites are available for $18.00 and we have the fishing cabin leased already as we live there. There is abundant parking at the public boat ramp next door and everyone has a place for drinking and then sleeping it off if needed.
Use these GPS coordinates to find us. 34.540763,-89.582556

Lumberjack Hash

It is that time of year to hash the big woods and finally name Just Casey something more inappropriate. Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff N Charge and Just Casey are haring a pregame hash circling at Locals at noon. After circle transportation will be provided to the big woods.

This will be a quick hash so we can get folks back to town for their Super Bowl party plans. Hash cash is $5. Expect shiggy and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel is recommended.

Date: Sunday, February 5, 2017
Time: 12 Noon
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff-n-Charge with Just Casey
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here