Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: 
Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: 
Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: 
Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: 
Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level:
1

Pickup Hash #2

What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1

Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.

We hope that you will attend.

Hash de Mayo

As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.

Where: TBA
When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
Hash Cash: TBA

USMC Birthday Hash

Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 2 pm.
Date: Saturday, November 11, 2017
Where: Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi – Use these GPS coordinates: 34.540763,-89.582556
Time: 1 pm
Shiggy Level: 8-10 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: Chewtoy
Hash Cash: $10
Cum one cum all to celebrate the United States Marine Corp Birthday Hash brought to you by Chewtoy and the Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers. Details will be posted over the next few days.
Consider it certain though that there will be shiggy, there will be quality beer, there will be a truly epic trail. And it will be rain or shine, the weather doesn’t affect the Marines, the Marines are the storm! Bring virgins, bring your thirst, be ready for anything because yours truly loves the extreme.
Be prepared for shiggy level 8 to 10 on the eagle trail and shiggy level 3 to 5 on the turkey trail. At least parts of it will be a live lay for the overachievers and racist bastards.
ON-ON!
Because of quality beer and food for all hash cash will be $10
 
And finally we are located at Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi adjoining public land. Campsites are available for $18.00 and we have the fishing cabin leased already as we live there. There is abundant parking at the public boat ramp next door and everyone has a place for drinking and then sleeping it off if needed.
Use these GPS coordinates to find us. 34.540763,-89.582556

Lumberjack Hash

It is that time of year to hash the big woods and finally name Just Casey something more inappropriate. Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff N Charge and Just Casey are haring a pregame hash circling at Locals at noon. After circle transportation will be provided to the big woods.

This will be a quick hash so we can get folks back to town for their Super Bowl party plans. Hash cash is $5. Expect shiggy and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel is recommended.

Date: Sunday, February 5, 2017
Time: 12 Noon
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff-n-Charge with Just Casey
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

OUCH3 26th Hashiversary Run

Twenty six years now Hares and Harriets have been plowing the streets of Oxford in search of beer, song, and good times! It’s time we acknowledge this with more drinking, singing and …plowing!

Date: Saturday, January 21, 2017
Time: 1 pm
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Darth Fester The Sprinkler Fairy and Cunt .45
Hash Cash: $10
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

January 19, 1991 : OUCH3 is Founded : Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers

by Gary “TURBO” Engen

TURBO (that’s me) – I started the very first OUCH3 hash from back of my house on Faculty Row on Sat, 19 Jan, 1991. I was the PMS at ARMY ROTC at Ole Miss and had a number of years of hashing behind me.

That first hash trail wandered through the sorority dorms then through RR tracks, some shiggy, through parts of Oxford before catching the Faulkner trail area and back to Faculty Row. No enroute beer stops on that 1st run but plenty of liquids/down-downs at the finish.

I had been on fun runs in the area with Keith Womer (Dept Chair at Finace (or  Business) Dept at Ole Miss) and John Robertson was an Army Major that worked with me at the ROTC Dept. So there were only 3 of us on that “initiation” to hashing for those two.

Keith was subsequently (after he made 3 runs) named “Gradient Man” and John became “Sewyrunt”. My lame brain doesn’t recall a lot of details from times past now-a-days but “Gradient” was linked to PhD Keith Womer’s work and I think John was an Arkansas fan so we linked “Sewy” to his hash name.

Subsequent runs picked up as we ran every 2nd & 4th Saturday and threw in some Full-Moon runs every now and then.

Gradient Man (See above)– He eventually became a “Joint Master” of the OUH3 with me and was a great runner with a lot of 5k and 10k runs. He and I were about the same age at the time (approaching 50). When I departed Oxford upon my Army retirement in June 1993, Keith (Gradient Man) took over the OUH3 for many years thereafter until, I think, he moved to the St Louis area to take a faculty position at St Louis Univ or some other.

Sewyrunt – Was our Hash Cash initially and I believe he also departed the Army from Oxford and took some hospital admin job there in Oxford area. He was a reluctant runner but avid “Happy Hour” and down-down participant.

Hot Lips – Linda was Hash Mamma and Sewyrunt’s wife and was one of the early H3 hashers but did not accumulate many runs as I recall. She added some “class” though to what frequently became an ugly brawl.

Mud Diver- I believe he was a grad student at Ole Miss or a professor that worked with Keith Womer

Baby Doc- a tall/fit grad student that could out-run most of us! He almost had his PhD thus “Baby Doc”

Dog Style – Larry was an Army Captain at the ROTC Dept and had a couple dalmation canines that sometime ran with us, thus “Dog Style”

Quickie –  Another younger Ole Miss student who was usually up front and faster than most

Sasquatch – Keith Womer’s son that made a few runs with the pack.

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Lot’s of good memories just thinking about those days!