The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.
When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon
Where: The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm
Hares: The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!
Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/
The Lumberjack Song
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day