Tag: HHH

  • The Taco Sans Carne 40

    The Taco Sans Carne 40

    Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

    Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

    When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
    Where: 
    Oxford East Shopping Center
    Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
    The Gathering: 
    3:00 pm
    Circle: 3:30 pm
    Hares: 
    Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
    Hash Cash: 
    $10
    Bring: 
    ID, Money if there’s bar stops
    Shiggy level:
    1

  • Lucky 7s Hash

    Lucky 7s Hash

    Happy 7 & 7s day wanks. Hares Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge will be gathering you fannies downtown for a few tours ‘round the old Jolly Roger. Bring ID, $$, & swim gear/clothes/skin you are willing to get wet in. Shiggy level 007.

    Where: The Oxford Square
    When: Saturday, July 7 at 4 pm
    Hares: Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge
    Hash Cash: TBA
    Bring: ID, money for bar stops, swim gear
    Shiggy level: 007

  • OUCH3 National Forest Hash

    OUCH3 National Forest Hash

    What: OUCH3 Trail #???
    When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
    Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
    Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
    Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
    Hash Cash: $10
    Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.

    UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.

    Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.

    AGAIN!

    Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.

  • Pickup Hash #2

    Pickup Hash #2

    What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
    When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
    Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
    Hash Cash: $3
    Shiggy Level: 0-1

    Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.

    We hope that you will attend.

  • Hash de Mayo

    Hash de Mayo

    As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.

    Where: TBA
    When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
    Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
    Hash Cash: TBA

  • Sunday Pickup Hash #1

    Sunday Pickup Hash #1

    This will be the first of what I hope to be regular pickup hashes. It will be short and sweet, start and finish on or near the Square with one or two beer stops. One or two hares will be randomly chosen from named hashers in attendance, so it will be a live trail approx 1 to 1.5 miles. We will circle up near the Square and end at a bar on the Square, so trail will be A to A-ish.

    I’m hoping some more of our industry folks will be able to join us!

    Where: Parking lot behind BancorpSouth (Taylor Avenue & South 14th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655) Park anywhere on the Square and walk, or park at the lot where we will circle up. It is one block south of University kind of behind BancorpSouth.
    When: Sunday, April 8 at 4 pm
    Hares: randomly selected!
    Hash Cash: $3
    Bring: ID and money for bar stops

  • OUCH3 Mismangement

    OUCH3 Mismangement

    It’s official: the changing of the guard.

    Darth Festurd of the Sprinkler Fairy has officially transferred OUCH3 GM to Taco Sans Carne.

    After 27 years, Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers has its first Grand Mistress.

    Let’s give it up for the GMs… RU? ON-ON !!! 

  • Easter Keg Hunt

    Easter Keg Hunt

    Hashers! Cum one cum all!

    A great Easter Keg hunt awaits us in the great land of Shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter kegs strewn about the land…
    All Shiggy, so be prepared, bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light…

    Hash Cash $10
    Hammock Camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome!
    Kid Friendly trail for the daylight hours.

  • Post Hurricane Harvey Hash

    Post Hurricane Harvey Hash

    Cum one Cum all to our very wet post Hurricane Harvey hash. Circle at 3 pm at the Whirlpool trailhead in the large parking lot. Looking at a level 2 shiggy. Bug spray, whistles and backpacks are recommended. A-A trail with the on-after at a different site.

    Date: Sunday, September 3, 2017
    Where: The Whirlpool Trails, Oxford, MS 38655
    Time: 2:30 pm
    Circle Up: 3 pm
    Shiggy Level: 2 (Bring a bug spray, whistles, and backpacks)
    Hare: Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff-n-Charge
    Hash Cash: $5

  • January 19, 1991 : OUCH3 is Founded : Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers

    January 19, 1991 : OUCH3 is Founded : Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers

    by Gary “TURBO” Engen

    TURBO (that’s me) – I started the very first OUCH3 hash from back of my house on Faculty Row on Sat, 19 Jan, 1991. I was the PMS at ARMY ROTC at Ole Miss and had a number of years of hashing behind me.

    That first hash trail wandered through the sorority dorms then through RR tracks, some shiggy, through parts of Oxford before catching the Faulkner trail area and back to Faculty Row. No enroute beer stops on that 1st run but plenty of liquids/down-downs at the finish.

    I had been on fun runs in the area with Keith Womer (Dept Chair at Finace (or  Business) Dept at Ole Miss) and John Robertson was an Army Major that worked with me at the ROTC Dept. So there were only 3 of us on that “initiation” to hashing for those two.

    Keith was subsequently (after he made 3 runs) named “Gradient Man” and John became “Sewyrunt”. My lame brain doesn’t recall a lot of details from times past now-a-days but “Gradient” was linked to PhD Keith Womer’s work and I think John was an Arkansas fan so we linked “Sewy” to his hash name.

    Subsequent runs picked up as we ran every 2nd & 4th Saturday and threw in some Full-Moon runs every now and then.

    Gradient Man (See above)– He eventually became a “Joint Master” of the OUH3 with me and was a great runner with a lot of 5k and 10k runs. He and I were about the same age at the time (approaching 50). When I departed Oxford upon my Army retirement in June 1993, Keith (Gradient Man) took over the OUH3 for many years thereafter until, I think, he moved to the St Louis area to take a faculty position at St Louis Univ or some other.

    Sewyrunt – Was our Hash Cash initially and I believe he also departed the Army from Oxford and took some hospital admin job there in Oxford area. He was a reluctant runner but avid “Happy Hour” and down-down participant.

    Hot Lips – Linda was Hash Mamma and Sewyrunt’s wife and was one of the early H3 hashers but did not accumulate many runs as I recall. She added some “class” though to what frequently became an ugly brawl.

    Mud Diver- I believe he was a grad student at Ole Miss or a professor that worked with Keith Womer

    Baby Doc- a tall/fit grad student that could out-run most of us! He almost had his PhD thus “Baby Doc”

    Dog Style – Larry was an Army Captain at the ROTC Dept and had a couple dalmation canines that sometime ran with us, thus “Dog Style”

    Quickie –  Another younger Ole Miss student who was usually up front and faster than most

    Sasquatch – Keith Womer’s son that made a few runs with the pack.

    ——–

    Lot’s of good memories just thinking about those days!