OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/

Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
Location:  Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  2:40 pm
Circle up:  3:22 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
Shiggy Level:  5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

Pick-up Hash #8: Monday, July 1, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, July 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Midtown Shopping Center Parking Lot, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (near the old FNB branch)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/398928917387775/

Summer Solstice Shitshow Trail

Blue Too Soon is planning a Summer Solstice Hash for Saturday, June 22, 2019. Knowing him, it should be a real shitshow! He is looking for a co-Hare. Somebody from OUCH3 please step up and hare!

A-A trail starting at Blue’s place, 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos.

Meet at 2:00. Circle at 2:30. Shiggy is 4.5 so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. No kids or pets. This will be a long trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. There might be a pool stop.

When: Saturday, June 22, 2019
Location: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2 pm
Circle up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Blue Too Soon and Otter Beater Off
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 4.5 out of 5 – HIGH LEVEL SHIGGY!

Pick-up Hash #7: Monday, June 3, 2019


The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

When: Monday, June 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Stone Center Parking Lot, Washington Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (across from the City Pool)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2152125538249831/

Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
Where: 
The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: 
Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: 
$3
Bring:
Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: 
???
Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers

Game Day Shitty Trail

Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!

When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
Where: 
The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
2:30 pm
Circle: 3:00 pm
Hares: 
Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
Hash Cash: 
$5
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
2

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: 
Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: 
Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level:
1

Lucky 7s Hash

Happy 7 & 7s day wanks. Hares Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge will be gathering you fannies downtown for a few tours ‘round the old Jolly Roger. Bring ID, $$, & swim gear/clothes/skin you are willing to get wet in. Shiggy level 007.

Where: The Oxford Square
When: Saturday, July 7 at 4 pm
Hares: Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge
Hash Cash: TBA
Bring: ID, money for bar stops, swim gear
Shiggy level: 007

OUCH3 National Forest Hash

What: OUCH3 Trail #???
When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10
Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.

UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.

Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.

AGAIN!

Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.