Date: Saturday, January 4, 2020. OUCH3’s First Hash of the Decade… Let’s start off a new decade on a foot or two!
Pre-Lube: 12:30 pm Circle: 1:00 pm Where: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 (The Mark Condos), Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Blue Too Soon + Down Dog Don’t Swallow Hash Cash: $10 Trail: A-A Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), hats, shoes, accessories, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, a sense of adventure… Shiggy level: 4.5 out of 5 (expect high level of shiggy!)
On-After: Down Dog will provide us with delectable gumbo for the On-After!
Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.
When: Saturday, September 28, 2019 Location: The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 Hash Cash: $10 The Gathering: 4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark) Circle up: 5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.
Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins. Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A. Shiggy Level: 0.69/5
Hashers! There is going to be a Full Moon on Friday the 13th! It’s time for a night time hash in Oxford. We’ll start at Mount Cooter and see where the night takes us. Who is gonna dress up like Jason and chase the Hares? Can we get the whole pack to dress up?
When: Friday, September 13, 2019 Location: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 Hash Cash: $10 The Gathering: 6:30 pm Circle up: At Sunset – 7:08 pm. Moon Rise begins at 7:17 pm!
Hares: Otter Beater Off and Bonnie Blue Balls Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight (definitely bring a flashlight), glow lights, hockey mask, whistle, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. Trail Type: A to A Shiggy Level: 3/5 – Shiggy is possible!
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.
When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 5:30 pm Circle Up: 6 pm
Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is) Hash Cash: $5 Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: ???
The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!
OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.
When: Monday, July 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm Where: Midtown Shopping Center Parking Lot, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (near the old FNB branch)
The Gathering: 5:30 pm Circle Up: 6 pm
Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? Hash Cash: $5 Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: ???
Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.
When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019 Where: The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi Hash Cash: $10 Camping: Available, weather permitting!
Easter Keg Hunt
The Gathering: 4 pm Circle Up: 4:30 pm Hares: The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods Kid and dog friendly: Yes
Full Moon Hash-Hike
Circle Up: Midnight Hare: The Moist Cuntsman Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.
When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon Where: The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
The Gathering: 12:00 noon Circle Up: 12:30 pm Hares: The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan Hash Cash: $10 Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!
