When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 5:30 pm Circle Up: 6 pm
Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!? Hash Cash: $5 Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure Shiggy level: ???
Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!
When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm Where: Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 The Gathering: 12:30 pm Circle Up: 1 pm Hares: Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman Hash Cash: $10 Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops Shiggy level: Three out of Five.
The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!
When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM Where: Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm Circle Up: 1:00 pm Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up! Hash Cash: $10 Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops Shiggy level: 3 out of 5.
It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.
When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 3:00 pm Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: $3
Bring: Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: ??? Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers
Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!
When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
Where: The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 2:30 pm Circle: 3:00 pm
Hares: Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 2
Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.
Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂
When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: Oxford East Shopping Center Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 3:00 pm Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 1
Happy 7 & 7s day wanks. Hares Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge will be gathering you fannies downtown for a few tours ‘round the old Jolly Roger. Bring ID, $$, & swim gear/clothes/skin you are willing to get wet in. Shiggy level 007.
Where: The Oxford Square When: Saturday, July 7 at 4 pm Hares: Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge Hash Cash: TBA Bring: ID, money for bar stops, swim gear Shiggy level: 007
What: OUCH3 Trail #??? When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601. Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10 Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.
UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.
Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.
AGAIN!
Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.
What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1
Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.
What: OUCH3 Red Dress Hash Date: Saturday, October 1, 2016 Time: TBA (Estimating to hit trail about 2 or 3 pm) Meet up: 1503 White Oak Lane, Oxford, MS 38655 Harriettes: Taco Sans Carne and Dr. Jiggles Hash Cash: (includes beer, food, beer, t-shirt, beer, lanyard, and beer) $25 Early-bird price good through Thursday 9/22 **PLEASE NOTE** Our t-shirt supplier needs a count by Monday 9/26, so if you rego after Sunday 9/25, we can’t guarantee we will have enough extras. $30 Rego after Thursday 9/22 $35 Hash Cash the day of
Get yer red dresses ready – it’s that time again! OUCH3 will be taking over this quaint college town on game day for a good ol’ fashioned pavement pounding.
On October 1, Ole Miss hosts Memphis at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, and we figured it would be a great opportunity for hashy shenanigans. Expect a layover in the famous Grove for some plundering of tailgates, as well as a stop by the Oxford Square (you will need an ID; beer will be provided, but if you want anything else from the bar, bring a method of payment), and some other local landmarks.
We will meet at “Mount Cooter” at the corner of Molly Barr and North Lamar. There should be plenty of parking at this location, as well as a good amount of space for tent camping for those of you who would like to do so. A bathroom will be available but no showers. For those who need additional crash space, please contact us (email: fanofokstate02@gmail.com) and we will assist you in any way possible.
Food will be provided after circle (menu TBD) and it’s likely that there will be another on-site food vendor for more options (separate from rego).
Please rego in advance, the price will be slightly higher the day-of. We will only be able to provide t-shirts and lanyards to hashers who rego in advance!
(Rego is closed for this OUCH3 Hash)
Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers Red Dress Run 2016
