The Get-Down Hash

Blow your horns and squeeze your bagpipes! Downdog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge want to bounce through some day-drinking with a hash and a bluetooth speaker on Saturday!

Circle at My Michelle’s on Old Taylor Road at 2 p.m. Shiggy: 2? Probably do not wear a leotard, and as always, sensible shoes.

When: Saturday, October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: My Michelle’s , Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hare: Down Dog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: 2

Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/851411841920246/

OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #10: Monday, September 2, 2019 – Labor Day

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

It’s Labor Day, y’all, so we’re drinking for two!

When: Monday, September 2, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Dead End past King’s Steakhouse, 1007 College Hill Road, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/652445131932776/

OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/

Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
Location:  Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering:  2:40 pm
Circle up:  3:22 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
Shiggy Level:  5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

Pick-up Hash #8: Monday, July 1, 2019

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, July 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Midtown Shopping Center Parking Lot, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (near the old FNB branch)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/398928917387775/

EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
Hash Cash: $10
Camping: Available, weather permitting!

Easter Keg Hunt

The Gathering: 4 pm
Circle Up: 4:30 pm

Hares:
The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
Bring:
Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
Kid and dog friendly: Yes

Full Moon Hash-Hike

Circle Up: Midnight
Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

Pickup Hash #5

When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: 
Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: 
Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
Where: 
The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: 
Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: 
$3
Bring:
Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: 
???
Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers