Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers – OUCH3 – Oxford, Mississippi

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  • OUCH3 Easter Hash – The ‘Rona Version

    OUCH3 Easter Hash – The ‘Rona Version

    What the hell! We did a virtual hash-(ish)! We got bored while social distancing and decided to lay a quickie A-to-(nearly)A trail for you wankers! (You’re welcome.)

    Hares: Taco Sans Carne & Bonnie Blue Balls
    Hash Cash: FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS! (Well, 10 of you anyway)
    Where: YMCA Parking Lot on North Lamar
    When: NOW! Get off yer lazy quarantined asses! Hash is active until 9 pm today, Saturday, April 11, 2020.

    We have hidden a stash of ice cold beer somewhere in Oxford, and it’s up to YOU to find it! Because we are all on lockdown and avoiding social contact, please do this trail alone or in small groups of up to 3 people.

    Take a selfie at the On-Start location so we know who is participating. Feel free to take pics along the trail, but wait until after 9 pm to post them — we don’t want to give away the trail to those who come behind you.

    There’s a sign up sheet at the beer stop, so please add your name and enjoy a cold one on OUCH3. Please record a video of yourselves singing a verse of “Jesus Saves.” We are going to edit them together after the Hash! Just try not to give away the beer stop location in your video.

    Maybe after 9 pm we can schedule a Zoom for a virtual On-After.
    Cheers and On-On!!

    p.s. if this idea works, and the shelter-in-place order drags out, we can do more! Keep the kennel alive!

  • OUCH3 29th Analversary Hash – Sunday, January 19, 2020

    OUCH3 29th Analversary Hash – Sunday, January 19, 2020

    The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991, so that makes our kennel 29 years old in 2020! Let’s celebrate the end of our twenties by beginning the 2020’s with a celebratory analversary hash… on a Sunday! Happy Birthday, kennel!

    Date: Sunday, January 19, 2020.

    Pre-Lube: 1:30 pm
    Circle: 2:00 pm
    Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    Hares: Otter Beater Off & Spank Dat Brass
    Hash Cash: $10
    Trail: A-A
    Bring: New Year cheer, appropriate clothes (or inappropriate clothes… you pick), OUCH3 tshirts from years passed, hats, shoes, accessories, whistle, noise makers, Hash Cash, Virgins, ID, flashlight, heat, a sense of adventure…
    Shiggy level: 1 out of 5 (not much shiggy at all)

    Please share this link with virgins and other kennels who might be interested: http://ouch3.com/ouch3-29th-analversary-hash-sunday-january-19-2020/

    Please RSVP here:

  • Pick-up Hash #14 – Thursday, January 9, 2020

    Pick-up Hash #14 – Thursday, January 9, 2020

    When: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:00 pm
    Where: LQC Lamar House Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 6:00 pm
    Circle Up:  6:30 pm

    Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here: 

  • ON-ON: OUCH3 Second Thursday Pick-Up Hashes

    ON-ON: OUCH3 Second Thursday Pick-Up Hashes

    Starting December 12, 2019, OUCH3 Pick-Up Hashes will be the Second Thursday of the month, every month, throughout 2020.

    We will meet at the startup place, which will be announced in advance, at 5:30 pm with a 6 pm Hares away. Hares will be selected randomly by drawing straws. All named Hashers are eligible to be selected (if you’re willing).

    Mismanagement will provide the flour, chalk, nectar, etc. You just bring your $5 Hash Cash, great attitude, and a sense of adventure.

    Start place will always be within a mile and a half of The Square or other bars, so trail will never be more than 3 miles maximum, and preferably closer to 2.

  • The Get-Down Hash

    The Get-Down Hash

    Blow your horns and squeeze your bagpipes! Downdog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge want to bounce through some day-drinking with a hash and a bluetooth speaker on Saturday!

    Circle at My Michelle’s on Old Taylor Road at 2 p.m. Shiggy: 2? Probably do not wear a leotard, and as always, sensible shoes.

    When: Saturday, October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
    Where: My Michelle’s , Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 2:00 pm
    Circle Up: 2:30 pm

    Hare: Down Dog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge
    Hash Cash: $10
    Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: 2

    Please RSVP here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/851411841920246/

  • OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #10: Monday, September 2, 2019 – Labor Day

    OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #10: Monday, September 2, 2019 – Labor Day

    The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
    For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

    OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

    It’s Labor Day, y’all, so we’re drinking for two!

    When: Monday, September 2, 2019 at 5:30 pm
    Where: The Dead End past King’s Steakhouse, 1007 College Hill Road, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 5:30 pm
    Circle Up: 6 pm

    Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/652445131932776/

  • OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

    OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

    The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
    For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

    OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

    When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
    Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

    The Gathering: 5:30 pm
    Circle Up: 6 pm

    Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/

  • Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

    Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

    When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
    Location:  Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
    Hash Cash: $10
    The Gathering:  2:40 pm
    Circle up:  3:22 pm

    Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
    Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure. 
    Shiggy Level:  5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

    Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

    MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

  • Pick-up Hash #8: Monday, July 1, 2019

    Pick-up Hash #8: Monday, July 1, 2019

    The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
    For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

    OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

    When: Monday, July 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
    Where: Midtown Shopping Center Parking Lot, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (near the old FNB branch)

    The Gathering: 5:30 pm
    Circle Up: 6 pm

    Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!?
    Hash Cash: $5
    Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
    Shiggy level: ???

    Please RSVP here:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/398928917387775/

  • EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

    EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

    Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

    When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
    Where:      The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
    Hash Cash: $10
    Camping: Available, weather permitting!

    Easter Keg Hunt

    The Gathering: 4 pm
    Circle Up: 4:30 pm

    Hares:     The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
    Bring:     Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
    Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
    Kid and dog friendly: Yes

    Full Moon Hash-Hike

    Circle Up: Midnight
    Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
    Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
    Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

    Please RSVP here:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/