Summer Solstice Shitshow Trail

Blue Too Soon is planning a Summer Solstice Hash for Saturday, June 22, 2019. Knowing him, it should be a real shitshow! He is looking for a co-Hare. Somebody from OUCH3 please step up and hare!

A-A trail starting at Blue’s place, 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos.

Meet at 2:00. Circle at 2:30. Shiggy is 4.5 so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. No kids or pets. This will be a long trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. There might be a pool stop.

When: Saturday, June 22, 2019
Location: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2 pm
Circle up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Blue Too Soon and Otter Beater Off
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 4.5 out of 5 – HIGH LEVEL SHIGGY!

Pick-up Hash #7: Monday, June 3, 2019


The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

When: Monday, June 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Stone Center Parking Lot, Washington Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (across from the City Pool)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2152125538249831/

Merrie Melodies Hash

It’s time for a musically inspired misadventure with your hosts Just Sergio, Just Damien, and Chief Muff N’Charge. Bring $$, ID, bug spray, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.

When: Friday, May 17, 2019
Location: The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 6:38 pm
Circle up: 7:08 pm

Hares: Just Sergio, Just Damien, and Chief Muff N’Charge
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 4-5 briefly. (High weeds and slight wetness) Rest is 1. Dog friendly. 

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/342091619778017/

Bar Wars: Revenge of the Sixth Pick-up Hash #6

Hashers! It is time for OUCH3’s sixth pick-up hash which coincidentally falls on Monday, May 6… otherwise known as “Revenge of the Sixth” Day. Ease your “May the Fourth Be With You” and Cinco de Mayo hangovers with OUCH3… our pick-up hashes have been a short, but sweet blast each time! Party on, Darth!!

When: Monday, May 6, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: LQC Lamar Parking Lot, North 16th Street, Oxford, MS 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes (wear your favorite Star Wars gear if possible), virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/462275464515629/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

EASTER KEG HUNT – Good Friday, April 19 – Full Moon Hash, too!

Hashers! Cum one cum all! The Second Anal Easter Keg Hunt awaits us in the great land of shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter Kegs strewn about the land… they’re in the woods and the trail can be a little or a lotta shiggy. So be prepared and bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light. There will be a kid/dog friendly trail for the daylight hours and then a Full Moon midnight hike for those willing! Hammock camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome.

When: Good Friday, April 19, 2019
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi
Hash Cash: $10
Camping: Available, weather permitting!

Easter Keg Hunt

The Gathering: 4 pm
Circle Up: 4:30 pm

Hares:
The Moist Cuntsman and Darth Fester
Bring:
Hash Cash, flashlight, dry clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods
Kid and dog friendly: Yes

Full Moon Hash-Hike

Circle Up: Midnight
Hare: The Moist Cuntsman
Bring: Flashlight and weather appropriate clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Trail is 100% in the woods

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/317886212243966/

Pickup Hash #5

When: Monday, April 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, 101 Depot St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1996178133838023/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Spring Break Hash and Sloshball Games

When: Saturday, March 9, 2019, 2019
Where: The Compound, 515 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: Otter Beater Off and Spank That Brass
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, whistle, virgins, ID, $$ if there’s a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure,
Shiggy level: 2 out of 5. Mild Shiggy!

Please RSVP here:

Sloshball = drunken kickball. The rules are simple and athleticism is not required. If you can hold a beer and run at the same time, you’re golden.
It’s the first day of Spring Break so we are thinking of a Spring Break Hash & Sloshball games!

Rules for Playing the Sloshball Drinking Game

If you like playing kickball or softball, then you’ll definitely have a great time playing Sloshball. It’s the same as the above two with some additional twist. You guessed that right! It’s beer (or any alcohol)! Want to know how to play this game? Here are the rules for playing the Sloshball Drinking Game.

Tip!

  • You’ll be spilling tons of beer and consuming very little of it, so plan accordingly and get gallons of cheap beer.
  • Drink Responsibly! Make sure you have Sober Bob to get you home safely.

Remember your childhood days when you would spend the weekends or holidays playing some ridiculously awesome games outdoors, that you and your friends would have just made up? Well, now that you are much older and sensible, it’s still the same with just the can of alcohol added to it!

So toss that sunscreen into your bag, get your novelty shades out, buy a crate of beer, and get ready for some fun in the sun! Let’s go and play Sloshball.

Time for Some Sloshball!

Sloshball is one of the most popular games in America. It requires a great amount of planning and preparation, copious amounts of alcohol, and a lot of running round. But it’s worth the effort and fun! The game is played in the similar way you play softball or kickball. In short, sloshball is the nothing but getting drunken and playing ball in kickball or softball style. The basic rules are more or less similar to that of baseball.

► All you need to play this game is a softball, gloves, keg, beer cups, and a large group of people ready to get sloshed if you are playing softball.
► For the kickball version, you’ll need a soccer ball, keg, beer cups, and again a gang of pals.
► The first and the most important rule of this game is to have beer in your hand at all times. This goes without saying that you will have to catch the ball one-handed.
► Divide the gang into two teams.
► Decide on which team will kick (or bat) and field.
► Each player must have a beer in his/her hand throughout the game.
► Select a player from your own team to pitch. Each player gets a total of three pitches however bad the pitch may be.
► A keg or a bucket of beers is placed at the second base, and another at home base or to the side of the field.
► Each player that reaches the second base has to stay and finish the beer in his/her cup, and then, refill at the base itself before moving on to the third base.
► There cannot be more than one player at the second base at one time, which is what makes the game interesting and challenging. There are chances of getting tagged out if your teammate lands up at the same base while you are still there.
► As for fielding, each player must have a beer in hand at all times, and if the ball comes their way, they cannot put the beer cup down and field.
► The teams can switch sides after they record three outs.
► The number of innings in the game is not limited, and can be continued till the time you run out of booze.
► At the end of the game, the losers are those who remain sober as compared to others.

Variations

► If you have a keg or beer crate at the first base, then each player who reaches the first base must refresh their drink, and are not allowed to touch the home base until the cup is emptied.
► The kegs can be placed at two bases to add some more fun to the game.
► There can be more than one player at the second base, however, there will be a force out at first and third base.
► At any point of time, if a player kicks the ball to or reaches the home base, then his/her team meets at the second base for ‘social’, where everyone drinks.
 Boat Race: You can hold a ‘boat race’ after every three innings. The winning team will get an extra run. Both the teams are supposed to line up facing each other. The players at one end have to furiously gulp down their beer, and put their empty cup on their head, upside down. It is an indication for the next person to start drinking, and continues until everybody in the team has finished drinking.
► Dizzy Sticks: If you are playing the softball version, you can do ‘dizzy sticks’ after three-fourth of the game is complete. The losing team has to drink additional beer. It is similar to a relay race. Line up the bats vertically at least 10 feet away, and place the other two bats about 20 yards away. Each player has to bend his/her head down on the bat, and spin around it five times with their eyes closed. The player, then, runs to next bat, drinks a beer, and spins the bat around five times, after which, he/she has to run to tag any teammate who has to repeat the same process. After Dizzy Sticks, the teams go back and finish their game.

Now that you know the rules for playing sloshball, get ready for some beer-spilling entertainment and a wild afternoon. You can also come up with your own set of rules and ways when some brilliant thoughts strike you in your drunken state. Oh! Don’t forget to get “Sloshed.”

Pickup Hash #4

When: Monday, March 4, 2019 at 5:30 pm 
Where: The parking lot on Tyler Avenue behind BancorpSouth Bank.

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, warm clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/319818935316708/

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Pickup Hash #3

When: Monday, February 4, 2019 at 5:30 pm 
Where: LQC Lamar House parking lot on N. 16th across from the Oxford Memorial Cemetery

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hares: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, warm clothes, virgins, ID, $$ for bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:https://www.facebook.com/events/1084309071749960/

We did a couple of pick-up hashes last Fall, but they quickly fell by the wayside. Now, we want them to become regular events, so the FIRST Monday of every month will be a hashing day!! 

For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where: 
The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares:
 The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 
5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day