Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.
Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂
When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 1
Happy 7 & 7s day wanks. Hares Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge will be gathering you fannies downtown for a few tours ‘round the old Jolly Roger. Bring ID, $$, & swim gear/clothes/skin you are willing to get wet in. Shiggy level 007.
Where: The Oxford Square
When: Saturday, July 7 at 4 pm
Hares: Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge
Hash Cash: TBA
Bring: ID, money for bar stops, swim gear
Shiggy level: 007
What: OUCH3 Trail #???
When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10
Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.
UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.
Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.
Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.
What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1
Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.
We hope that you will attend.
As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.
When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
Hash Cash: TBA
This will be the first of what I hope to be regular pickup hashes. It will be short and sweet, start and finish on or near the Square with one or two beer stops. One or two hares will be randomly chosen from named hashers in attendance, so it will be a live trail approx 1 to 1.5 miles. We will circle up near the Square and end at a bar on the Square, so trail will be A to A-ish.
I’m hoping some more of our industry folks will be able to join us!
Where: Parking lot behind BancorpSouth (Taylor Avenue & South 14th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655) Park anywhere on the Square and walk, or park at the lot where we will circle up. It is one block south of University kind of behind BancorpSouth.
When: Sunday, April 8 at 4 pm
Hares: randomly selected!
Hash Cash: $3
Bring: ID and money for bar stops
It’s official: the changing of the guard.
Darth Festurd of the Sprinkler Fairy has officially transferred OUCH3 GM to Taco Sans Carne.
After 27 years, Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers has its first Grand Mistress.
Let’s give it up for the GMs… RU? ON-ON !!!
Hashers! Cum one cum all!
A great Easter Keg hunt awaits us in the great land of Shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter kegs strewn about the land…
All Shiggy, so be prepared, bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light…
Hash Cash $10
Hammock Camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome!
Kid Friendly trail for the daylight hours.
Did you miss Mardis Gras this year? Or going through alcohol withdrawals? Or nursing an extended hangover?
Did your sweetheart not come through for you on Valentines Day? Have no fear, beer is near! Bring your ID! This will be an A to B trail.
Where: Stone Center parking lot off of Washington Avenue, across from the city pool.
When: 1:00 pm
Shiggy level: 2
Hares: Just Mike & The Moist Cuntsman
Facebook event is located here (not all will be able to see it).
Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 2 pm.
Date: Saturday, November 11, 2017
Where: Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi – Use these GPS coordinates: 34.540763,-89.582556
Time: 1 pm
Shiggy Level: 8-10 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hash Cash: $10
Cum one cum all to celebrate the United States Marine Corp Birthday Hash brought to you by Chewtoy and the Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers. Details will be posted over the next few days.
Consider it certain though that there will be shiggy, there will be quality beer, there will be a truly epic trail. And it will be rain or shine, the weather doesn’t affect the Marines, the Marines are the storm! Bring virgins, bring your thirst, be ready for anything because yours truly loves the extreme.
Be prepared for shiggy level 8 to 10 on the eagle trail and shiggy level 3 to 5 on the turkey trail. At least parts of it will be a live lay for the overachievers and racist bastards.
Because of quality beer and food for all hash cash will be $10
And finally we are located at Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi adjoining public land. Campsites are available for $18.00 and we have the fishing cabin leased already as we live there. There is abundant parking at the public boat ramp next door and everyone has a place for drinking and then sleeping it off if needed.
Use these GPS coordinates to find us. 34.540763,-89.582556