Lumberjack Hash 2019

The Moist Cuntsman wants you to cum in the woods and hash! Deer hunting season will be over and the woods will be free again for the frolicking. You won’t get shot, there will be maximum shiggy, and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel, boots, and undergarments are recommended.

When: Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 12:00 noon 
Where:  The Seeded Roost, 31 County Road 270, Oxford, Mississippi

The Gathering: 12:00 noon
Circle Up: 12:30 pm

Hares: The Moist Cuntsman and Just Nathan
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, Flashlight, Dry Clothes
Shiggy level: 5 out of 5 – Highest Level of Shiggy!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2221906521462904/

The Lumberjack Song

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where:  Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

OUCH3 28th Analversary Hash

The Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers (OUCH3) was founded on Saturday, January 19, 1991. Since then, January 19 has fallen on a Saturday only a few times.. Let’s get moving in 2019 with a celebratory hash!

When: Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 12:30 PM 
Where: Ford Center/Train Depot Parking Lot, at the corner of Van Buren Avenue and Depot Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1:00 pm

Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls, plus more to be determined… Hares step up!
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 3 out of 5.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/338916330280559/

More information coming soon…

Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
Where: The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: $3
Bring: Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: ???
Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers

Game Day Shitty Trail

Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!

When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
Where: The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 2:30 pm
Circle: 3:00 pm
Hares: Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 2

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 1

Lucky 7s Hash

Happy 7 & 7s day wanks. Hares Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge will be gathering you fannies downtown for a few tours ‘round the old Jolly Roger. Bring ID, $$, & swim gear/clothes/skin you are willing to get wet in. Shiggy level 007.

Where: The Oxford Square
When: Saturday, July 7 at 4 pm
Hares: Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge
Hash Cash: TBA
Bring: ID, money for bar stops, swim gear
Shiggy level: 007

OUCH3 National Forest Hash

What: OUCH3 Trail #???
When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10
Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.

UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.

Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.

AGAIN!

Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.

Pickup Hash #2

What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1

Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.

We hope that you will attend.

Hash de Mayo

As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.

Where: TBA
When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
Hash Cash: TBA