OUCH3 Mismangement

It’s official: the changing of the guard.

Darth Festurd of the Sprinkler Fairy has officially transferred OUCH3 GM to Taco Sans Carne.

After 27 years, Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers has its first Grand Mistress.

Let’s give it up for the GMs… RU? ON-ON !!! 

Easter Keg Hunt

Hashers! Cum one cum all!

A great Easter Keg hunt awaits us in the great land of Shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter kegs strewn about the land…
All Shiggy, so be prepared, bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light…

Hash Cash $10
Hammock Camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome!
Kid Friendly trail for the daylight hours.

Tangled Beads & Broken Hearts Hash

Did you miss Mardis Gras this year? Or going through alcohol withdrawals? Or nursing an extended hangover?
Did your sweetheart not come through for you on Valentines Day? Have no fear, beer is near! Bring your ID! This will be an A to B trail.

Where: Stone Center parking lot off of Washington Avenue, across from the city pool.

When: 1:00 pm
HashCash: $10
Shiggy level: 2
Hares: Just Mike & The Moist Cuntsman

Facebook event is located here (not all will be able to see it).

USMC Birthday Hash

Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 2 pm.
Date: Saturday, November 11, 2017
Where: Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi – Use these GPS coordinates: 34.540763,-89.582556
Time: 1 pm
Shiggy Level: 8-10 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: Chewtoy
Hash Cash: $10
Cum one cum all to celebrate the United States Marine Corp Birthday Hash brought to you by Chewtoy and the Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers. Details will be posted over the next few days.
Consider it certain though that there will be shiggy, there will be quality beer, there will be a truly epic trail. And it will be rain or shine, the weather doesn’t affect the Marines, the Marines are the storm! Bring virgins, bring your thirst, be ready for anything because yours truly loves the extreme.
Be prepared for shiggy level 8 to 10 on the eagle trail and shiggy level 3 to 5 on the turkey trail. At least parts of it will be a live lay for the overachievers and racist bastards.
ON-ON!
Because of quality beer and food for all hash cash will be $10
 
And finally we are located at Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi adjoining public land. Campsites are available for $18.00 and we have the fishing cabin leased already as we live there. There is abundant parking at the public boat ramp next door and everyone has a place for drinking and then sleeping it off if needed.
Use these GPS coordinates to find us. 34.540763,-89.582556

Follow Them Georgia Bitches!!!

The time has cum to name the other GAB!!! This will be an A-B trail.

Date: Friday, October 27, 2017
Where: L.Q.C Lamar House, 616 N 14th St, Oxford, MS 38655 (parking lot is in the back off of North 16th Street)
Time: Prelube @ 7 pm
Circle Up: Hares away at 7:30 pm
Shiggy Level: 1-2 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: B.B.A Tuggers and Just Heather
Hash Cash: $5

Bring: ID, Bar $$, and flashlights/headlamps, whistle

Post Hurricane Harvey Hash

Cum one Cum all to our very wet post Hurricane Harvey hash. Circle at 3 pm at the Whirlpool trailhead in the large parking lot. Looking at a level 2 shiggy. Bug spray, whistles and backpacks are recommended. A-A trail with the on-after at a different site.

Date: Sunday, September 3, 2017
Where: The Whirlpool Trails, Oxford, MS 38655
Time: 2:30 pm
Circle Up: 3 pm
Shiggy Level: 2 (Bring a bug spray, whistles, and backpacks)
Hare: Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff-n-Charge
Hash Cash: $5

“Fuck it, we’ll figure it out on trail!” Hash

“Hashers! Today is…(dosen’t matter) Saturday is a Hashing day! What are we doing,? I have no idea! …and I’m your Hare! Ideas abound, but time does not! Prepare your liver for roads, shiggy, and maybe some pools! Might cross into evening too, bring a flashlight!” – Darth Fester

Starting at The Compound is tentative (We’ll keep you updated on this Facebook event page.)

Date: Saturday, July 29, 2017
Where: The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, MS 38655
Circle Up: 4 pm
Shiggy Level: ??? (Bring a flashlight)
Hare: Darth Fester will be live haring trail.
Hash Cash: $10

Cunt .45 Is Running Away Hash

This will be Cunt .45‘s last weekend with OUCH3 before she departs from the area.

Bring whistle, vessels, virgins, thirst for cheap beer, shoes, flip flops not recommended, bug spray, agile dog friendly, not stroller friendly.

Date: Saturday, June 17, 2017
Where: Sears Parking Lot, 707 N Lamar Blvd., Oxford, MS 38655
Circle Up: 12 pm Noon
Shiggy Level: 5.0++ (flip flops not recommended, bring bug spray, agile dog friendly, not stroller friendly)
Hare: WINABANGO from MutherRuckerH3 will be live haring trail.
Hash Cash: $7

Rego: Please rego on OUCH3’s new RSVP event manager here.

If you are having trouble, please email Mismanagement and let our GM Darth Fester know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com

The Hasher Games

Naming Hash alert for Just Matt! Sunday, May 21, 2017.

There will be trails, beer, fun, and GAMES!!

Date: Sunday, May 21, 2017
Where: The Compound, 501 North  11th Street, Oxford, Miss.
On-Start: 1 pm
On-Out: 2 pm
Shiggy Level: 4.0 (expect to get wet, bring a flashlight)
Hares: The Last Samoan and Just Matt
Hash Cash: $10

Rego: Please email mismanagement to let them know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com

Animal House Hash

Just Tyler and Just Jessica‘s naming hash! Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff N Charge will be co-hares and providing guidance.

A-A trail starting and ending at One-Eyed Snake Handler and Dr. Jiggle’s place: 111 Deer Run Rd. Oxford, Mississippi

THEMED HASH- Dress up in animal print/ like your favorite party animal =D

Date: Saturday, April 15, 2017
Themed Hash: Dress up in animal print/ like your favorite party animal, and get ready for some shots!!
Time: 2 pm
Circle: 3 pm
Hare & Hariette: Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff N Charge
Naming Hash for: Just Tyler and Just Jessica
Hash Cash: TBA
Shiggy: 100% Will be in the woods, so bug/tick spray is highly recommended!!!
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here. If you can’t access that page, please email mismanagement to let them know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com