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Spank & Blank Hash Part Deux

Are you still recovering from Spank & Blank’s #MAGA (Make Alcohol Great Again) Hash? Do you miss frolicking for miles in the woods and swimming downstream in a snake-infested creek only to witness the horror of Blue Too Soon breaking his ankle and then the relief of him not actually breaking his ankle?

Great news everyone! Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank are back and they’re having none of that! This is an urban hash in downtown Oxford, Mississippi… what trickery and shenanigans do they have up their kilts this time?!?!

When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: Moe’s Penny Bar, 311 S Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B.
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: .5-1 (very little shiggy)

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301

Pick-up Hash #12 – Monday, November 4, 2019

When: Monday, November 4, 2019 at 6:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 6:30 pm
Circle Up: 7 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!? (if you are a named Hasher, that is)
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/978336399186301/

The Get-Down Hash

Blow your horns and squeeze your bagpipes! Downdog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge want to bounce through some day-drinking with a hash and a bluetooth speaker on Saturday!

Circle at My Michelle’s on Old Taylor Road at 2 p.m. Shiggy: 2? Probably do not wear a leotard, and as always, sensible shoes.

When: Saturday, October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
Where: My Michelle’s , Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 2:00 pm
Circle Up: 2:30 pm

Hare: Down Dog Don’t Swallow and Chief Muff ‘n Charge
Hash Cash: $10
Bring: Hash Cash, flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, Virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: 2

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/851411841920246/

Pick-up Hash #11 – Monday, October 7, 2019

When: Monday, October 7, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Old Train Depot, corner of Depot Street and Van Buren Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/415096442478578/

OUCH3 Bonus September Hash – Saturday, September 28, 2019

Save the date: Saturday, September 28, 2019. Since we didn’t have an August hash, OUCH3 is going to have two hashes in September! Details to be announced.

When: Saturday, September 28, 2019
Location: The Library Sports Bar Patio, 120 South 11th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 4:30 pm (come earlier if you’d like to watch an elephant rape a shark)
Circle up: 5:00 or whenever everybody is sick of the Ole Miss game.

Hares: Taco Sans Carne and Schwul Suave
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, cash for possible bar stop, a flashlight, whistle, old running shoes, bunny ears, virgins.
Trail Type: A-B, but trial end is within walking distance to point A.
Shiggy Level: 0.69/5

OUCH3 Friday the 13th FULL MOON Hash

Hashers! There is going to be a Full Moon on Friday the 13th! It’s time for a night time hash in Oxford. We’ll start at Mount Cooter and see where the night takes us. Who is gonna dress up like Jason and chase the Hares? Can we get the whole pack to dress up?

When: Friday, September 13, 2019
Location: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 6:30 pm
Circle up: At Sunset – 7:08 pm. Moon Rise begins at 7:17 pm!

Hares: Otter Beater Off and Bonnie Blue Balls
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight (definitely bring a flashlight), glow lights, hockey mask, whistle, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Trail Type: A to A
Shiggy Level: 3/5 – Shiggy is possible!

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/639228569934215/

OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #10: Monday, September 2, 2019 – Labor Day

The FIRST Monday of every month will be an OUCH3 Pickup Hash day!!
For those of you who have a hard time making it to Saturday trails, now’s your chance to cum on back to the kennel! We’ve missed you!

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

It’s Labor Day, y’all, so we’re drinking for two!

When: Monday, September 2, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: The Dead End past King’s Steakhouse, 1007 College Hill Road, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/652445131932776/

OUCH3 Pick-up Hash #9: Monday, August 5, 2019

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, August 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Kangaroo Express parking lot (behind the car wash), 1724 University Avenue, Oxford, Mississippi 38655

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2469550363279974/

Spank & Blank’s #MAGA Hash Run: MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN

When: Saturday, July 13, 2019
Location: Bowling Alley Bar, 206 Commonwealth Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2:40 pm
Circle up: 3:22 pm

Hares: Spank Dat Brass and Lost My Blank
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 5/5 MAXIMUM LEVEL SHIGGY!

Meet at 2:40 at the bar inside the bowling alley next to the Malco movie theater. Circle at 3:22. Shiggy is 5.0 mostly in the shade, so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. You will get wet. No kids or pets. This will be a shorter trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. This will be an A-B trail with transportation back to A. There will be no way to catch us on trail.

MAKE ALCOHOL GREAT AGAIN.

Pick-up Hash #8: Monday, July 1, 2019

OUCH3 Pick Up Hashes are short and fun. We pick a hare at circle and the hare will live trail to a local bar and back. Trail is always A to A.

When: Monday, July 1, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Where: Midtown Shopping Center Parking Lot, Oxford, Mississippi 38655 (near the old FNB branch)

The Gathering: 5:30 pm
Circle Up: 6 pm

Hare: TBD – maybe YOU!?
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Hash Cash, Flashlight, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, virgins, ID, $$ if there is a bar stop, running shoes, a sense of adventure
Shiggy level: ???

Please RSVP here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/398928917387775/