Egg Bowl Tailgating Hash

It’s that time of year whether you’re maroon & white or red & blue! Come out to the biggest game of the year with a hash devoted to tailgating. Stumble to each beer near and chat with other tailgaters.

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM 
Where: 
The Blind Pig, 105 N Lamar Blvd, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hare: 
Cums Annually of CoonAss H3
Hash Cash: 
$3
Bring:
Hash Cash, your team’s colors, virgins, ID, team spirit, money if there’s bar stops, your ticket if you’re going to the Egg Bowl (Hash will end near Vaught-Hemingway Stadium)
Shiggy level: 
???
Weather: 43–55°F Rain Showers

Game Day Shitty Trail

Saturday is a hashing day! Cum on over to The Compound for a pretty shitty trail on September 8th! Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor will be haring, so you know what that means – shit! Trail begins at The Compound at 3 pm sharp. Yes, it’s a game day, but we are playing a pretty low-key team, so come hashing instead! They’ll even hare with a radio broadcast of the game if that makes a difference!

When: Saturday, September 8, 2018
Where: 
The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 
2:30 pm
Circle: 3:00 pm
Hares: 
Otter Beater Off and Just Taylor
Hash Cash: 
$5
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
2

The Taco Sans Carne 40

Our beloved Grand Mistress, Taco Sans Carne, has reached a major milestone in life and she requests your presence for a celebratory Hash.

Prepare thy self for a shitty trail running through the streets of O-Town. If you love Taco (and who doesn’t love Taco), then come chase ‘er down, hounds! 🙂

When: Saturday, August 25, 2018
Where: 
Oxford East Shopping Center
Pre-Lube: 2:00 pm at Ricardo’s (bka La Perla Tapatia)
The Gathering: 
3:00 pm
Circle: 3:30 pm
Hares: 
Taco Sans Carne, Bonnie Blue Balls, Kinky Squirter
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring: 
ID, Money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level:
1

Lucky 7s Hash

Happy 7 & 7s day wanks. Hares Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge will be gathering you fannies downtown for a few tours ‘round the old Jolly Roger. Bring ID, $$, & swim gear/clothes/skin you are willing to get wet in. Shiggy level 007.

Where: The Oxford Square
When: Saturday, July 7 at 4 pm
Hares: Red Snatch Queen, Scooter Muhammad, & Chief Muff N Charge
Hash Cash: TBA
Bring: ID, money for bar stops, swim gear
Shiggy level: 007

OUCH3 National Forest Hash

What: OUCH3 Trail #???
When: Saturday, June 16th at 3pm
Where: UPDATE: Circle and Pack gather will be at 701 Summerset Drive, Oxford, Mississippi 38655; Trail start will be located on County Road 2081, Abbeville, Mississippi 38601.
Hares: Upright Bi-catalyst/Otter Beater Off
Bring: whistle, shiggy socks, bug repellant, sun protection, virgins, an extra change of clothes, swimsuit, towel, your kitchen sink, a hack saw, weed eater, oh and a pair of your granny’s underoos.
Hash Cash: $10
Shiggy Level: 3-4 out of 5.

UPDATE: Hares have scouted trail and plan for you to be well shiggied however they were nice enough to let me know to tell you to be prepared for ticks. TICKS! AND MORE TICKS! Deet and Permethryn are going to be a must.

Wankers we have two hares looking to give you a shiggy time in the backwoods of Holly Springs National Forest. Upright Bi-catalyst and Otter Beater Off are the hares and they have cum up with a trail. Please plan to join them. Pack will gather at Upright’s Place (701 Summerset Drive) for Circle where pack will carpool to On-Start after. Actual On-Start will be County Road 2081, Abbeville, MS 38601. End cirlce and On-After will be at Upright’s. Bring an extra change of clothes plus swimming attire.

AGAIN!

Trail will be shiggy so cum prepared. Shiggy Socks are a must unless you are brave/lucky. Plan for seeing PI and YOU will see ticks.

Pickup Hash #2

What: OUCH3 Pickup Hash
When: Sunday, May 20 start time TBA
Where: Mount Cooter, 1505 White Oak Lane, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
Hares: Bonnie Blue Balls and a yet to be named hare. Co-hare to be named at circle.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 0-1

Cum one, cum all to OUCH3’s second pickup hash! This will be a running/jogging trail, stroller and dog-friendly. No bar stops, but lots of lovely Oxford hills, approx 2.5–3 miles.

We hope that you will attend.

Hash de Mayo

As part of an effort to bring back regular hashing to Oxford our next hash will be scheduled for May 5, 2018. More details as hares are found and location nailed down. Stay posted.

Where: TBA
When: Saturday, May 5 at ?? pm
Hares: Chewtoy and Just Jacob
Hash Cash: TBA

OUCH3 Mismangement

It’s official: the changing of the guard.

Darth Festurd of the Sprinkler Fairy has officially transferred OUCH3 GM to Taco Sans Carne.

After 27 years, Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers has its first Grand Mistress.

Let’s give it up for the GMs… RU? ON-ON !!! 

Easter Keg Hunt

Hashers! Cum one cum all!

A great Easter Keg hunt awaits us in the great land of Shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter kegs strewn about the land…
All Shiggy, so be prepared, bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light…

Hash Cash $10
Hammock Camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome!
Kid Friendly trail for the daylight hours.

Tangled Beads & Broken Hearts Hash

Did you miss Mardis Gras this year? Or going through alcohol withdrawals? Or nursing an extended hangover?
Did your sweetheart not come through for you on Valentines Day? Have no fear, beer is near! Bring your ID! This will be an A to B trail.

Where: Stone Center parking lot off of Washington Avenue, across from the city pool.

When: 1:00 pm
HashCash: $10
Shiggy level: 2
Hares: Just Mike & The Moist Cuntsman

Facebook event is located here (not all will be able to see it).