Sunday Pickup Hash #1

This will be the first of what I hope to be regular pickup hashes. It will be short and sweet, start and finish on or near the Square with one or two beer stops. One or two hares will be randomly chosen from named hashers in attendance, so it will be a live trail approx 1 to 1.5 miles. We will circle up near the Square and end at a bar on the Square, so trail will be A to A-ish.

I’m hoping some more of our industry folks will be able to join us!

Where: Parking lot behind BancorpSouth (Taylor Avenue & South 14th Street, Oxford, Mississippi 38655) Park anywhere on the Square and walk, or park at the lot where we will circle up. It is one block south of University kind of behind BancorpSouth.
When: Sunday, April 8 at 4 pm
Hares: randomly selected!
Hash Cash: $3
Bring: ID and money for bar stops

OUCH3 Mismangement

It’s official: the changing of the guard.

Darth Festurd of the Sprinkler Fairy has officially transferred OUCH3 GM to Taco Sans Carne.

After 27 years, Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers has its first Grand Mistress.

Let’s give it up for the GMs… RU? ON-ON !!! 

Easter Keg Hunt

Hashers! Cum one cum all!

A great Easter Keg hunt awaits us in the great land of Shiggy. We will search high and low for the mystical Easter kegs strewn about the land…
All Shiggy, so be prepared, bring a flashlight in case the woods consume the light…

Hash Cash $10
Hammock Camping or pitching a tent (ha) is welcome!
Kid Friendly trail for the daylight hours.

USMC Birthday Hash

Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 2 pm.
Date: Saturday, November 11, 2017
Where: Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi – Use these GPS coordinates: 34.540763,-89.582556
Time: 1 pm
Shiggy Level: 8-10 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: Chewtoy
Hash Cash: $10
Cum one cum all to celebrate the United States Marine Corp Birthday Hash brought to you by Chewtoy and the Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers. Details will be posted over the next few days.
Consider it certain though that there will be shiggy, there will be quality beer, there will be a truly epic trail. And it will be rain or shine, the weather doesn’t affect the Marines, the Marines are the storm! Bring virgins, bring your thirst, be ready for anything because yours truly loves the extreme.
Be prepared for shiggy level 8 to 10 on the eagle trail and shiggy level 3 to 5 on the turkey trail. At least parts of it will be a live lay for the overachievers and racist bastards.
ON-ON!
Because of quality beer and food for all hash cash will be $10
 
And finally we are located at Wyatt’s Crossing camp ground on Lake Sardis, Mississippi adjoining public land. Campsites are available for $18.00 and we have the fishing cabin leased already as we live there. There is abundant parking at the public boat ramp next door and everyone has a place for drinking and then sleeping it off if needed.
Use these GPS coordinates to find us. 34.540763,-89.582556

Follow Them Georgia Bitches!!!

The time has cum to name the other GAB!!! This will be an A-B trail.

Date: Friday, October 27, 2017
Where: L.Q.C Lamar House, 616 N 14th St, Oxford, MS 38655 (parking lot is in the back off of North 16th Street)
Time: Prelube @ 7 pm
Circle Up: Hares away at 7:30 pm
Shiggy Level: 1-2 (Bring flashlights/headlamps)
Hares: B.B.A Tuggers and Just Heather
Hash Cash: $5

Bring: ID, Bar $$, and flashlights/headlamps, whistle

Post Hurricane Harvey Hash

Cum one Cum all to our very wet post Hurricane Harvey hash. Circle at 3 pm at the Whirlpool trailhead in the large parking lot. Looking at a level 2 shiggy. Bug spray, whistles and backpacks are recommended. A-A trail with the on-after at a different site.

Date: Sunday, September 3, 2017
Where: The Whirlpool Trails, Oxford, MS 38655
Time: 2:30 pm
Circle Up: 3 pm
Shiggy Level: 2 (Bring a bug spray, whistles, and backpacks)
Hare: Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff-n-Charge
Hash Cash: $5

Carnival Hash

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o is graciously offering up her expertise in laying trail because it’s a naming hash for Just Ísis and Just Katelynn!

What we do know: this is a Carnival/Mardi Gras themed hash~ so outrageous costumes are encouraged- get ready to earn some beads!!

Date: Saturday, Februrary 26, 2017
Time: 12 Noon
On-Start: Funkys, 1012 E Jackson Ave, Oxford, MS 38655
On-Out: 1 pm
Hariettes: Double Stuffed Whore-e-o, Just Ísis, Just Katelynn
Hash Cash: $10
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here
Shiggy: Mild

Lumberjack Hash

It is that time of year to hash the big woods and finally name Just Casey something more inappropriate. Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff N Charge and Just Casey are haring a pregame hash circling at Locals at noon. After circle transportation will be provided to the big woods.

This will be a quick hash so we can get folks back to town for their Super Bowl party plans. Hash cash is $5. Expect shiggy and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel is recommended.

Date: Sunday, February 5, 2017
Time: 12 Noon
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff-n-Charge with Just Casey
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

OUCH3 26th Hashiversary Run

Twenty six years now Hares and Harriets have been plowing the streets of Oxford in search of beer, song, and good times! It’s time we acknowledge this with more drinking, singing and …plowing!

Date: Saturday, January 21, 2017
Time: 1 pm
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Darth Fester The Sprinkler Fairy and Cunt .45
Hash Cash: $10
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

January 19, 1991 : OUCH3 is Founded : Oxford University Community Hash House Harriers

by Gary “TURBO” Engen

TURBO (that’s me) – I started the very first OUCH3 hash from back of my house on Faculty Row on Sat, 19 Jan, 1991. I was the PMS at ARMY ROTC at Ole Miss and had a number of years of hashing behind me.

That first hash trail wandered through the sorority dorms then through RR tracks, some shiggy, through parts of Oxford before catching the Faulkner trail area and back to Faculty Row. No enroute beer stops on that 1st run but plenty of liquids/down-downs at the finish.

I had been on fun runs in the area with Keith Womer (Dept Chair at Finace (or  Business) Dept at Ole Miss) and John Robertson was an Army Major that worked with me at the ROTC Dept. So there were only 3 of us on that “initiation” to hashing for those two.

Keith was subsequently (after he made 3 runs) named “Gradient Man” and John became “Sewyrunt”. My lame brain doesn’t recall a lot of details from times past now-a-days but “Gradient” was linked to PhD Keith Womer’s work and I think John was an Arkansas fan so we linked “Sewy” to his hash name.

Subsequent runs picked up as we ran every 2nd & 4th Saturday and threw in some Full-Moon runs every now and then.

Gradient Man (See above)– He eventually became a “Joint Master” of the OUH3 with me and was a great runner with a lot of 5k and 10k runs. He and I were about the same age at the time (approaching 50). When I departed Oxford upon my Army retirement in June 1993, Keith (Gradient Man) took over the OUH3 for many years thereafter until, I think, he moved to the St Louis area to take a faculty position at St Louis Univ or some other.

Sewyrunt – Was our Hash Cash initially and I believe he also departed the Army from Oxford and took some hospital admin job there in Oxford area. He was a reluctant runner but avid “Happy Hour” and down-down participant.

Hot Lips – Linda was Hash Mamma and Sewyrunt’s wife and was one of the early H3 hashers but did not accumulate many runs as I recall. She added some “class” though to what frequently became an ugly brawl.

Mud Diver- I believe he was a grad student at Ole Miss or a professor that worked with Keith Womer

Baby Doc- a tall/fit grad student that could out-run most of us! He almost had his PhD thus “Baby Doc”

Dog Style – Larry was an Army Captain at the ROTC Dept and had a couple dalmation canines that sometime ran with us, thus “Dog Style”

Quickie –  Another younger Ole Miss student who was usually up front and faster than most

Sasquatch – Keith Womer’s son that made a few runs with the pack.

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Lot’s of good memories just thinking about those days!