Summer Solstice Shitshow Trail

Blue Too Soon is planning a Summer Solstice Hash for Saturday, June 22, 2019. Knowing him, it should be a real shitshow! He is looking for a co-Hare. Somebody from OUCH3 please step up and hare!

A-A trail starting at Blue’s place, 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos.

Meet at 2:00. Circle at 2:30. Shiggy is 4.5 so be prepared for ticks, chiggers, and skeeters. No kids or pets. This will be a long trail with plenty of beer, so eat a hearty lunch. There might be a pool stop.

When: Saturday, June 22, 2019
Location: 7 Private Road 3057, #7 at the Mark Condos
Hash Cash: $10
The Gathering: 2 pm
Circle up: 2:30 pm

Hares: Blue Too Soon and Otter Beater Off
Bring: Hash Cash, ID, bug spray, appropriate (or inappropriate) clothes, flashlight, virgins, wannabes, any random hashers you see on the way, whistles, and your sense of adventure.
Shiggy Level: 4.5 out of 5 – HIGH LEVEL SHIGGY!

Blue’s Old School Oxford Hash

Hey wankers, we were all a little bummed at the pathetic number of shitty Hashes last Fall, so we’re starting the year off right with not one, but two shitty Hashes in January! Blue Too Soon has organized an “Old School Oxford” Hash for January 12. What does “Old School” mean? Who the Hell knows, but this trail is destined for shittiness!

When: Saturday, January 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm 
Where: 
Thacker 564, 3000 Old Taylor Road, Suite C, Oxford, Mississippi 38655
The Gathering: 12:30 pm
Circle Up: 1 pm

Hares: 
Blue Too Soon and The Moist Cuntsman
Hash Cash: 
$10
Bring:
Hash Cash, virgins, ID, money if there’s bar stops
Shiggy level: 
Three out of Five.

Please RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1060262687510150/

MLK Hash

In the words of MLK, “the moral arc of the universe bends toward inebration”…or something close. In that vein, let us have a Sunday hash! We’ll convene at The Summit Bar at 1112 Van Buren Avenue (place formerly known as Burgundy Room) at 2:00 and circle up at 2:30.

Hare: Blue Too Soon
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here