“Fuck it, we’ll figure it out on trail!” Hash

“Hashers! Today is…(dosen’t matter) Saturday is a Hashing day! What are we doing,? I have no idea! …and I’m your Hare! Ideas abound, but time does not! Prepare your liver for roads, shiggy, and maybe some pools! Might cross into evening too, bring a flashlight!” – Darth Fester

Starting at The Compound is tentative (We’ll keep you updated on this Facebook event page.)

Date: Saturday, July 29, 2017
Where: The Compound, 501 N 11th St, Oxford, MS 38655
Circle Up: 4 pm
Shiggy Level: ??? (Bring a flashlight)
Hare: Darth Fester will be live haring trail.
Hash Cash: $10

Cunt .45 Is Running Away Hash

This will be Cunt .45‘s last weekend with OUCH3 before she departs from the area.

Bring whistle, vessels, virgins, thirst for cheap beer, shoes, flip flops not recommended, bug spray, agile dog friendly, not stroller friendly.

Date: Saturday, June 17, 2017
Where: Sears Parking Lot, 707 N Lamar Blvd., Oxford, MS 38655
Circle Up: 12 pm Noon
Shiggy Level: 5.0++ (flip flops not recommended, bring bug spray, agile dog friendly, not stroller friendly)
Hare: WINABANGO from MutherRuckerH3 will be live haring trail.
Hash Cash: $7

Rego: Please rego on OUCH3’s new RSVP event manager here.

If you are having trouble, please email Mismanagement and let our GM Darth Fester know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com

The Hasher Games

Naming Hash alert for Just Matt! Sunday, May 21, 2017.

There will be trails, beer, fun, and GAMES!!

Date: Sunday, May 21, 2017
Where: The Compound, 501 North  11th Street, Oxford, Miss.
On-Start: 1 pm
On-Out: 2 pm
Shiggy Level: 4.0 (expect to get wet, bring a flashlight)
Hares: The Last Samoan and Just Matt
Hash Cash: $10

Rego: Please email mismanagement to let them know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com

Animal House Hash

Just Tyler and Just Jessica‘s naming hash! Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff N Charge will be co-hares and providing guidance.

A-A trail starting and ending at One-Eyed Snake Handler and Dr. Jiggle’s place: 111 Deer Run Rd. Oxford, Mississippi

THEMED HASH- Dress up in animal print/ like your favorite party animal =D

Date: Saturday, April 15, 2017
Themed Hash: Dress up in animal print/ like your favorite party animal, and get ready for some shots!!
Time: 2 pm
Circle: 3 pm
Hare & Hariette: Moist Cuntsman and Chief Muff N Charge
Naming Hash for: Just Tyler and Just Jessica
Hash Cash: TBA
Shiggy: 100% Will be in the woods, so bug/tick spray is highly recommended!!!
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here. If you can’t access that page, please email mismanagement to let them know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com

Moonlight Hash

First moonlight hash of the year! More details to come! Bring a flashlight!

Beautiful half minds! Moonlight trail a few days before full moon because that’s when I can!

Gather at Locals for prelube. This will be during dinner hour so be on polite behavior until we move out if children and families are present.

Hares away 1930
Circle 1940

Things to bring- your own vessel (red solo cup will work in a pinch), virgins, flashlight, virgins for your virgins, a good attitude, a well lubed liver, shoes.

Date: Saturday, April 8, 2017
Where: Locals Restaurant & Bar
Time: 7 pm
On-Start: 7:30 pm
On-Out: 7:40 pm
Shiggy Level – 2.3
Hariettes: Cunt .45 and Chief Muff in Charge
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here. If you can’t access that page, please email mismanagement to let them know you’re coming: core7734@yahoo.com

Carnival Hash

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o is graciously offering up her expertise in laying trail because it’s a naming hash for Just Ísis and Just Katelynn!

What we do know: this is a Carnival/Mardi Gras themed hash~ so outrageous costumes are encouraged- get ready to earn some beads!!

Date: Saturday, Februrary 26, 2017
Time: 12 Noon
On-Start: Funkys, 1012 E Jackson Ave, Oxford, MS 38655
On-Out: 1 pm
Hariettes: Double Stuffed Whore-e-o, Just Ísis, Just Katelynn
Hash Cash: $10
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here
Shiggy: Mild

Lumberjack Hash

It is that time of year to hash the big woods and finally name Just Casey something more inappropriate. Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff N Charge and Just Casey are haring a pregame hash circling at Locals at noon. After circle transportation will be provided to the big woods.

This will be a quick hash so we can get folks back to town for their Super Bowl party plans. Hash cash is $5. Expect shiggy and a potentially muddy trail. Flannel is recommended.

Date: Sunday, February 5, 2017
Time: 12 Noon
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Half-Ass Virgin and Chief Muff-n-Charge with Just Casey
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

OUCH3 26th Hashiversary Run

Twenty six years now Hares and Harriets have been plowing the streets of Oxford in search of beer, song, and good times! It’s time we acknowledge this with more drinking, singing and …plowing!

Date: Saturday, January 21, 2017
Time: 1 pm
Meet Up: Locals Restaurant & Bar, 309 North Lamar Blvd., Oxford, Miss. 38655
Hares: Darth Fester The Sprinkler Fairy and Cunt .45
Hash Cash: $10
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

MLK Hash

In the words of MLK, “the moral arc of the universe bends toward inebration”…or something close. In that vein, let us have a Sunday hash! We’ll convene at The Summit Bar at 1112 Van Buren Avenue (place formerly known as Burgundy Room) at 2:00 and circle up at 2:30.

Hare: Blue Too Soon
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

Funk This Year.

What a terribad year. So why not ring it in with style.

Hares: The Last Semoan, Petite Powaa, HAV
Wagon: Fell off of
Hash Cash: $5
Rego: Please rego on the OUCH3 Facebook Event Page here

Come join us before 6pm dressed in your party attire. We will have a short run followed by a break to do whatever rings in your new year. Come back after the ball drops to celebrate with your fellow hashers.

Trail is A-A.

Late Night On-After at the Compound.

On-On